What Wikipedia Is Not.

Wikipedia is not the truth!
Wikipedia cannot cure your genital herpes
Wikipedia is not where the midgets hide
Wikipedia is not about to accept new editors any time soon
Wikipedia is not a crystal ball
Wikipedia is not a cookbook


But Wikipedia is the enemy
Wikipedia is not an image repository (This is of course a lie; check Commons and Wikigraphy)
Wikipedia is not a place for master debaters
Wikipedia is not a place for Schoolcruft
Wikipedia is not a phonebook
Wikipedia is not a dating service (normally)
Wikipedia is not random (which makes them evil!)
Wikipedia is not a land of milk and honey
Wikipedia is not valid reference material
Wikipedia is not a place for sex.
Wikipedia is not Uncyclopedia. (enough said, never go there)
Wikipedia is not a weapon of mass destruction
Wikipedia is not a place for happy people
Wikipedia is not above plagiarising
Wikipedia is not involved in the Watergate scandal (Yeah, sure ...)
Wikipedia is not in Portland
Wikipedia is not a majoritarian democracy
Wikipedia is not an international crisis, but they think so
Wikipedia is not edible (but it should be)
Wikipedia is not a rectal suppository (it would hurt if it was ... it's huge)
Wikipedia is not what you think it is
Wikipedia is not musical, especially with human farts
Wikipedia is not 1337. Not in the least
Wikipedia is not as silly as this page
Wikipedia is not a home for lost Vikings
Wikipedia is not a lean, green, fighting machine
Wikipedia is not a day over 40
Wikipedia is not an American actress
Wikipedia is not to be used under the influence of alcohol
Wikipedia is not suitable for minors
Wikipedia is not the anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicular muscles in a state of contraction
Wikipedia is not Scoble
Wikipedia is not kosher
Wikipedia is not the cure for cancer
Wikipedia will not do your homework for you
Wikipedia is not middle aged, bald, short and ugly
Wikipedia is not about you
Wikipedia is not a documentary
Wikipedia is not a Dutch coffeeshop where you can buy and smoke weed
Wikipedia is not your escape from reality
Wikipedia is not spell check
Wikipedia does not owe your money
Wikipedia is not the answer
Wikipedia does not care
Wikipedia is not a porn site, even though it has pictures of penises on it
Wikipedia is not a Roman army
Wikipedia is not going to be happy when they see this
Wikipedia is not Scottish
Wikipedia is not an STD (although it has caused many)
Wikipedia is not an aggressive land-mammal
Wikipedia is not purple, don't be silly.
Wikipedia is not a Rube Goldberg Machine.
Wikipedia is not where babies come from.

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Who's the porn star?

Roylance wrote: Wikipedia is not where the midgets hide

do i have to read all that?

xxbleedingportraitxx wrote: do i have to read all that?

you could've just not posted and not read it.

Nexus wrote:

xxbleedingportraitxx wrote: do i have to read all that?

you could've just not posted and not read it.

BUT NEXXXXXXXXXXXX D:

I need to borrow Nex's banhammer.

wikipedia is not my dad.. no, seriously

i just found out

that sucks

*sad face*