WHAT IS THE MOST EMBARASSING THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU

WHAT IS THE MOST EMBARASSING THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU

by xxmcrlovrxx on 11-04-2009 3:03 pm

what is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you? i dnt rlly noe of 2 many embarrassing things that happened to me so ill hav to get bac on that but 1 thing that just happened reciently was that i fell down the stair well and got a black eye because i hit it on the railing.

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by King Doubt on 11-04-2009 3:10 pm

I can't read any of that.

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by Ningage on 11-04-2009 7:48 pm

Having actually read this thread.

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by AChris on 11-04-2009 7:52 pm

Ningage wrote: Having actually read this thread.


Laughing Laughing

I'M not making a comentary about the thread but that was really funny.
Chris

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by BrawnyMan on 11-04-2009 8:59 pm

LIEK OMG IDK LOL HOW BOUT YOU GO FIRST!!!

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by MelodyOfMalice on 11-05-2009 12:18 am

BrawnyMan wrote: LIEK OMG IDK LOL HOW BOUT YOU GO FIRST!!!
[marq=right]NO LYK U FRST, PLZZZ!!!?? THEN I PROMISE ILL GO LOL.

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by StRaNgEiTcH on 11-05-2009 12:25 am

hurr durr

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by MetalSuicide on 11-05-2009 1:14 am

FINE; I'll actually post something
I was having sex one night with my girlfriend at the surrent time
She: Put it in my ass
Me: don't have any lube hun
She: Do it anyway
Me: Ok

At this point I proceed to "do the dirty" and one thrust later I had a searing pain in my dick
I pulled out and was pouring blood from my penis
I had completely torn my frenulum apart and it looked like I was litterally, pissing blood
It took two weeks to heal, my ego took a far bigger blow though

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by Matt on 11-05-2009 1:38 am

This one time I was having sex with my boyfriend and I asked him to stick it in my ass. He said we didn't have any lube, but I told him to do it anyway and he did.

When he stuck it in I felt something unusal and then when he pulled it out there was blood pouring out of him!

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by MetalSuicide on 11-05-2009 1:46 am

This one time, I was watching these two people hae sex from outside their window
They were talking about something and then he stuck it in her ass
He seemed to be in pain and pulled out with blood flying everywhere
The girl walked out of the room to get something so I had to split

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by VioletVelvetine on 11-05-2009 2:19 am

I fucking hate it when people confuse EB for /b/ -_-

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by Rella on 11-05-2009 6:21 am

Slipped down the stairs <.<

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by MetalSuicide on 11-05-2009 6:55 am

I'm on the toilet while writing this

Too far?

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by KittensKill on 11-05-2009 8:24 am

MetalSuicide wrote: I'm on the toilet while writing this

Too far?
... im in the shower

... had to go somewhere, since the toilet is in use


yup, i can always take it further Cool

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by Munchkin on 11-05-2009 8:28 am

Probably when I face planted off a playground structure. But my face didn't really bounce. I just kinda smacked the ground.

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