Very Bad Pictorial Emo History

Very Bad Pictorial Emo History

by KittensKill on 07-14-2008 11:58 pm

Please take no offense to this, it's a joke.

"EMO" is nothing new. Its been around foreva!

In the beginning there was this chick called Cleo. She wore lots of eyeliner, tiaras and lots of glittery stuff. She also killed herself... shes sooo emow.


Later there was this dood who thought he was gods gift. He was sooo hXc.


Then came the dark ages, it was, lyke, really dark n shit.


Then came a revolution in fashion.


These 2 were emow, they loved each other soooo much that they died together.


This guy was emow too. He hated a lot of people, screwed his gf then dumped her.


This is his gf. She drowned herself.

Now this guy is really awesome.

He had a band that toured England. And all those chicks (some people say they were his wives), they were his groupies.

This guy wasn't really emow, he was just a poser.



So, yeah. "Emo" is old news.

If you can find more pics add them.

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by Jackie xx Jaded on 07-15-2008 12:06 am

Lol.
I love the picture of Jesus:
"Later there was this dood who thought he was gods gift. He was sooo hXc."
That made me laugh. I like this. I'll try to find some pictures. I have time because I have no life.
Cephius: it says he's bi, probably because that increases his 1% chance of having sex to 2%

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by Tantlized Soul on 07-15-2008 12:06 am

Oh Goody. I like the Jesus one. It makes me laugh!!

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by InnocentDemon on 07-15-2008 12:16 am

The Cleopatra one was funny. I wasn't expecting that at all.

Didn't care much for the Jesus pic though. =\
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by KittensKill on 07-15-2008 12:18 am

InnocentDemon wrote: Didn't care much for the Jesus pic though. =\


A bit overkill 'cutter stereotype'?

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by InnocentDemon on 07-15-2008 12:22 am

KittensKill wrote:
InnocentDemon wrote: Didn't care much for the Jesus pic though. =\


A bit overkill 'cutter stereotype'?

maybe... but mostly gross.
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by Tantlized Soul on 07-15-2008 12:23 am

InnocentDemon wrote:
KittensKill wrote:
InnocentDemon wrote: Didn't care much for the Jesus pic though. =\


A bit overkill 'cutter stereotype'?

maybe... but mostly gross.


True. mayne an overkill on the gross, but I liked the caption and the thought of it. That was the first time I have ever heard jesus be called emo.

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by KittensKill on 07-15-2008 12:43 am

I forgot about this guy. He was such a nonconformist that he cut off his own ear. hXc.


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by BLiNdFaNaTiC on 07-15-2008 1:21 am

i bet you all the emo kids will get new ideas
from this thread

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by Jackie xx Jaded on 07-15-2008 1:30 am

BLiNdFaNaTiC wrote: i bet you all the emo kids will get new ideas
from this thread

& I 2nd that. (:
Cephius: it says he's bi, probably because that increases his 1% chance of having sex to 2%

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by InnocentDemon on 07-15-2008 1:33 am

Like cutting their ears off and sending them to their gf in the mail?
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by KittensKill on 07-15-2008 2:27 am

I found even more!!!!!



This dood wrote really emow poems n shit. and his chick wrote stuff too.


This is his chick.... she really liked off the shoulder tops


And this guy really wanted to be emow, but he failed.


This guy was hated by his family and he was gay.... so he must be EMOW
Oh and he wore black n red a lot.

This dood had a really emow-ish name (Edward the black prince), and he died young.

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by KittensKill on 07-15-2008 3:50 am

But wait.. Theres moar!

One of the more recent royal emows


Look! A girl. xXAnneAutopsyXx


You may have seen this guy:


Even the white house has its share of emows

and


I found this bunch here: http://www.roflemo.com/index.php
This renaissance gal, well she never smiles.

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by Academyofliars on 07-15-2008 6:58 pm

Hey Kittens, can I hug ya? This thread just made me a lot more cheerful.

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by mcr666 on 07-15-2008 7:07 pm

someone just made my day!
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