the secrets of an emo kid

the secrets of an emo kid

by EffortXless on 07-13-2008 4:18 pm

THIS IS NOT IN ANYWAY A SERIOUS POST

gosh!

•All emo kids are vampires

•Emo kids are actually super strong they are just to sad to use it (its from pulling up their super tight pants)

•Some of the emo Kids you see have already killed themselves but can't die because their vampires

•The black with colors hair is actually naturall

•Any problems or sadness or pain in preps is in fact caused by emos

•Emos can speak the launguage of all nocturnal animals

•Emos can talk to other emos without speaking

•Emo are completely oblivious and immune to heat giving them the abbilitu to wear sweatshirts in the summer

•The tears of an emo are the deadliest poison on earth

•Emos can survive in space without a suit

•Even emos dont know why they cut themselves

•They are plotting to over run the world leaders and take over the world!!!
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by Little Soul on 07-13-2008 4:20 pm

I claim this thread

STEREOTYPICAL BULLSHIT




Seriously this made me gag. It's lame. Lame. LAMEEEE.
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by lmpressive on 07-13-2008 4:22 pm

Not vampires, vampliers.

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by God on 07-13-2008 4:24 pm

Emo children have rabies.

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by ilovemyemokid13 on 07-13-2008 4:40 pm

^.^ i like it. :]
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by Little Soul on 07-13-2008 5:08 pm

ilovemyemokid13 wrote: ^.^ i like it. :]

WHY?
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by SnowXwhite on 07-13-2008 6:49 pm

*twitch* Brick wall d'oh!
All the World's a Stage

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by iloveyouxxxxx on 07-13-2008 6:50 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. this was awesomely funny.
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i dreamed of a walrus
eating little kids
and then i felt guilty
for what that walrus did
so now i stay awake all night
because if i should go to sleep
that walrus might just get fed up
and then try to eat me.

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by FortuneSpasm on 07-13-2008 7:25 pm

good for you? go write a book about that :]]]]]]]]]
or get a life.

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by emogirlxo on 07-13-2008 10:15 pm

I thought it was good

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by Shatterglass on 07-13-2008 11:41 pm

Damn straight! We're all superheroes. And when we find a way to get our heads out of our asses, we'll save the world.

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by KittensKill on 07-13-2008 11:44 pm

you forgot one
all emos are either frigid, or have every std and aids.

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vampires

by StAmanderx on 07-13-2008 11:54 pm

vampires cool
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by Gasolinerainbows on 07-13-2008 11:55 pm

Lol this is hilarious but also very stereotypical Sad
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by iloveyouxxxxx on 07-13-2008 11:58 pm

im pretty sure this was like half-kidding.
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i dreamed of a walrus
eating little kids
and then i felt guilty
for what that walrus did
so now i stay awake all night
because if i should go to sleep
that walrus might just get fed up
and then try to eat me.

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