STD Store

STD Store

by MetalSuicide on 11-05-2009 5:10 am

Ever wanted to get back at someone?
This is your answer!

http://porn.net/corporate/std_store/

These people sell items infected with certain STD's that you can 'leave' lying around if your unsuspecting victims house
And guess what?
Buying STD's over the internet, is legal

Enjoy, you sick motherfuckers

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Re: STD Store

by VioletVelvetine on 11-05-2009 6:14 am

That is so pathetic and immature.

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by Rella on 11-05-2009 6:15 am

Oh my O.O

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by VenusDoom on 11-05-2009 6:45 am

I'm not scared to touch anything in my house.
That's really sick.

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by MetalSuicide on 11-05-2009 7:05 am

"HIV - One of our most popular products, HIV is a virus that attacks the immune response system in human beings, rendering the sufferer forever incapable of fighting off any disease whatsoever. Those purchasing this particular product may see their victims die of 2nd or 3rd round Chicken Pox, influenza or even the common cold! A delicate disease, HIV can be administered to any mucous membrane (mouth, moist genital areas, rectum, etc) or via hypodermic contamination. Purchasers of HIV are strongly cautioned to avoid cross-contamination/contraction, and are warned that administration of this particular venereal disease should absolutely preclude any possibility of “getting back together” afterwards. ADD TO CART"

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by VenusDoom on 11-05-2009 7:50 am

MetalSuicide wrote: "HIV - One of our most popular products, HIV is a virus that attacks the immune response system in human beings, rendering the sufferer forever incapable of fighting off any disease whatsoever. Those purchasing this particular product may see their victims die of 2nd or 3rd round Chicken Pox, influenza or even the common cold! A delicate disease, HIV can be administered to any mucous membrane (mouth, moist genital areas, rectum, etc) or via hypodermic contamination. Purchasers of HIV are strongly cautioned to avoid cross-contamination/contraction, and are warned that administration of this particular venereal disease should absolutely preclude any possibility of “getting back together” afterwards. ADD TO CART"

That's really, really fucking sick.

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by Munchkin on 11-05-2009 8:01 am

This is the stupidest thing I've heard of in a long time.

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by KittensKill on 11-05-2009 8:02 am

I doubt this is legal
the whole "biological hazard" thing
plus its illegal to intentionally infect others

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by MetalSuicide on 11-05-2009 8:08 am

The company that sells the products is apparently legal
The people who infect others though are commiting a crime
It even details how to do it and get away with it

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by stupidemo on 11-05-2009 8:31 am

HIV!!!!!!
FRICK!!!!!
i mean that could be thought of as a biological weapon!

if anyone did that to someone i know, i would freaking kill them

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by MetalSuicide on 11-05-2009 8:34 am

I guess there's some sort of loophole for transporting that stuff
I mean I'm sure doctors and researchers transport the stuff all the time
Noone knows what that person will be using it for

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by Ningage on 11-05-2009 9:58 am

Sound strangely erotic.

This.
Is.
Awesome.

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RE: STD Store

by MelodyOfMalice on 11-05-2009 10:02 am

Fucking amazing.
If I really hated someone, I still wouldn't. I have limits.
But I hope someone does this.

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by Rella on 11-05-2009 10:56 am

No, just no Mel & Nin.

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by Ningage on 11-05-2009 10:59 am

Rella wrote: pl0x moar.
Sure thing.

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