STD Store

by Strawberry Switchblade on 11-05-2009 11:04 am

I call hoax. This could be taken to court as bio-terrorism, criminal negligence, and this site could be named as a conspirator, which is a bitch of a charge, mind you. Plus microbes such as these don't survive well outside of a carefully controlled lab, or a human body, for any significant length of time.

Instead of giving your lover t3h h3rp, give them these instead.
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/venereals/

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by Ningage on 11-05-2009 11:08 am

If you actually investigated the site, it's kinda obviously a joke >.>

An awesome one, at that.

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by Ningage on 11-05-2009 11:09 am

Strawberry Switchblade wrote: Instead of giving your lover t3h h3rp, give them these instead.
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/venereals/
I gave my best friend herpes through this.

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by VenusDoom on 11-05-2009 11:34 am

Strawberry Switchblade wrote: http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/venereals/

I begged for herpes for my birthday.

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RE: STD Store

by Narcotic Bliss on 11-05-2009 3:40 pm

Sweet
Can I order some HIV for my dad and step sister and step mom?

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Re: RE: STD Store

by Ningage on 11-05-2009 4:18 pm

Narcotic Bliss wrote: Sweet
Can I order some HIV for my dad and step sister and step mom?
They already have it.

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by MelodyOfMalice on 11-05-2009 6:49 pm

Rella wrote: No, just no Mel & Nin.
Why? This is insanely amusing, pretty smart too.

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by Tsol Nevaeh on 11-05-2009 8:12 pm

I must admit if it is a hoax, it is quite clever.

Yet , this sick shit is disturbing.

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by MetalSuicide on 11-05-2009 9:42 pm

Thankyou Stawberry for working it out
I was waiting for someone too
KK was sceptical too, I'll give him that

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by King Doubt on 11-05-2009 10:17 pm

Awww damn it's a hoax?
I wanted to buy an HIV needle or somethin'.
>.>

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