Single Most Epic Twilight Bashing Known To Man

If you don't like my book, write your own. If you don't think you can write a novel, that should tell you something. If you think you can, do. No excuses. If you still dont like my novels, find a book you do like. Life is too short to be miserable. If you like my novels, I commend your good taste.

stupidemo wrote: i dont think its neccisary to make so much fun of the author.

scrotumhead wrote:

MelodyOfMalice wrote: wth that is so racism it's saying that all jews steal!
it's classifying a religion under a rude stereotype.

Once again, dumbass. that's not racist. this is racist:

Lynching is a popular activity in which several good ol' white, Masonic, upstandin' gentlemen from the kool kids klub, after a night of drinking heavily, find a nigger and a tree branch then connect them with a short rope. Niggers often protested this fun, harmless activity because they take themselves too seriously and are racist against white people.

The true origins of this widely celebrated pastime are cloaked in mystery. However, some say that hanging a nigger in your tree will scare away apple thieves.

What I said about Jews is sacrilegious. And obviously this stereotype must have punctured a few wounds if you're getting so butthurt over it.Are you a thieving Jew. Are you even Jewish? Would you feel better if I listed a few more religious insults? Okay, here goes. All Christians are hypocrites, Rastafarians are just stoners with pseudoanostic faith, Catholics believe that pedophilia and incest are apart of god's divine will, Baptists think that rolling around the floor and breakdancing in church will get them into heaven...shall i continue?

MelodyOfMalice wrote:

scrotumhead wrote:

MelodyOfMalice wrote: wth that is so racism it's saying that all jews steal!
it's classifying a religion under a rude stereotype.

Once again, dumbass. that's not racist. this is racist:

Lynching is a popular activity in which several good ol' white, Masonic, upstandin' gentlemen from the kool kids klub, after a night of drinking heavily, find a nigger and a tree branch then connect them with a short rope. Niggers often protested this fun, harmless activity because they take themselves too seriously and are racist against white people.

The true origins of this widely celebrated pastime are cloaked in mystery. However, some say that hanging a nigger in your tree will scare away apple thieves.

What I said about Jews is sacrilegious. And obviously this stereotype must have punctured a few wounds if you're getting so butthurt over it.Are you a thieving Jew. Are you even Jewish? Would you feel better if I listed a few more religious insults? Okay, here goes. All Christians are hypocrites, Rastafarians are just stoners with pseudoanostic faith, Catholics believe that pedophilia and incest are apart of god's divine will, Baptists think that rolling around the floor and breakdancing in church will get them into heaven...shall i continue?

yes everything you said there is racist, but still how is saying al Jew's steal not racist? If i was to make something negative up about my religion, say um...all athiest's steal, then i would be offended because it's an untrue rude remark. somewhere along the line yes i am Jewish from my great grandma but that's not why i care, im not offended by the Jewish remark im just saying, to someone that would be offended. btw, negative karma for my opinion? how very mature ;D