This is so entertaining! Here's some of mine:

- I will run around until I find something plastic to touch before touching anything metal, no matter how long it takes, because i'm afraid i'll get sh ...

The inventors are now working on their next project which is for baby boys. The product is top secret though.


What in the world... What could they possibly be thinking of for baby boys? The id ...

I know some kids that started drivers ed programs when they were 14. They only learn the stuff for the written test though, which covers the laws and street signs and stuff.
You have to turn 15 befor ...

Warped is going to be in my city tomorrow.. (dallas ftw.)
and i can't go.
-dies inside-
Actually, not going really isn't that bad. What's irritating, however, is when all of your friends go without ...

Aliens more intelligent than us would know to stay the fuck away, because we'd probably nuke them before we ever got a chance to learn anything from them..

...like how to not destroy ourselves.

Okay...
i think part of the reason i asked this is because i am adopted

About checking out a family's history.. that makes sense in theory, and based on my own experiences i'm -completely- support ...

Personally, I think the school made a bad call on this one.
However... The kid does go to a private school. The problems are:
- Whether or not private schools should have to abide by the constitutio ...

To be honest, I sorta like the brown on you, like how it is in the first pick. I think it looks good, just my opinion though. I wouldn't go black cause it looks almost..too drastic of a dark for your ...

Liquid and powder foundation serve completely different purposes. (in my opinion.)

Liquid foundation, unless it's applied veryyy carefully, is heavier than powder foundation, which makes it better ...

Okay-
We've got threads on abortion, teen pregnancy, and even in-vitro fertilization
In those discussions a lot of people end up talking about adoption, so I thought maybe it could be a good idea to ...

-applause-
That is all.

I get really angry when people who don't deserve respect demand it..
Respect should always be earned, and never a requirement.

i do something nobody's mentioned yet...

Rowing =]

My friends and i, five or six of us at a time, spend the night with each other for no real reason.
According to them, my best friend and i hold conversations when we're both asleep. Like, legitimate, ...

I do take meds that help me with depression, and i dont think its something to be ashamed of...

Whats strange though is that it's not an anti-depressant.
It's actually an ADHD med, but it works b ...