No, I'm waiting until that right time....
...you know, the one were shes so drunk/desperate that I can do it and then leave without giving her my number so I don't have to see her again. Then I do the same thing again except after I find out the second girl stole my cell and was really the first girls best friend. They both now have my home number and call me frequently for dates as I try desperately to avoid them. Eventually the start showing up at my door and work so I start hiding in the washroom. Then one day they arrive at the same time and get in a fight because they want me for themselves. I finally file a restraining order which they counter with a law suit (having forgiving each other due to being best friends and all) which strips me of house and home. I, now living on the streets, become a crack addict and in my depression cry myself to sleep every night. After a year of addiction and depression I finally end it all by hanging myself in a bus stop.
And worst of all, the first girl gave me herpes.
r u a virgyn?
r u a virgyn?
by Bug on 07-24-2008 3:35 am
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by KittensKill on 07-24-2008 3:41 am
I waited for the right time. The chick was horny, isn't that the right time?
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by cookieislush on 07-24-2008 3:57 am
im a tottal virgin. people get ashamed of saying it , but i dnt >.< lol
i can wait for the right time , wen me and my bf , feel it is.
i can wait for the right time , wen me and my bf , feel it is.
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by DeadRoses on 07-24-2008 4:08 am
KittensKill wrote: I waited for the right time. The chick was horny, isn't that the right time?
I lol'd.
And I think its the right time too haha
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by KittensKill on 07-24-2008 7:39 am
She was naked before I knew what was happening.DeadRoses wrote:KittensKill wrote: I waited for the right time. The chick was horny, isn't that the right time?
I lol'd.
And I think its the right time too haha
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by DeadRoses on 07-24-2008 9:39 am
KittensKill wrote:She was naked before I knew what was happening.DeadRoses wrote:KittensKill wrote: I waited for the right time. The chick was horny, isn't that the right time?
I lol'd.
And I think its the right time too haha
lol, well that had to be nice for you. I mean when you realized what was happening
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by Academyofliars on 07-24-2008 10:43 am
Nope. Not until I'm married. I'm very adament about that.
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by God on 07-24-2008 10:52 am
That's a fantastic story you got there Bug. I'm glad you're putting the time and effort into ensuring your first time goes perfectly.
And I don't believe in the practice of virginity.
And I don't believe in the practice of virginity.
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by Tantlized Soul on 07-24-2008 11:44 am
I have my V-card hidden securely in my wallet, thanks. I think it should stay there, for the time being at least.
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by Jackie xx Jaded on 07-24-2008 11:51 am
Yes.
Haha.
I love your story.
I bet that would work out amazingly. (:
Haha.
I love your story.
I bet that would work out amazingly. (:
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