Prank Calls To Companies And Hot lines

I know a fair amount of people do/have made a prank call to a company or a hot line.

Like just today at lunch my friends called the Woman's Help Hotline.

First Call
"Hello? Hi ummm I lost my dildo so I used a knife instead and now my pussy hurts."
*lady hangs up*

Second call
"HELP! HELP! My husband is raping me! HELP!"
"Okay, are you in a position to talk?"
"Yes, AHHH STOP RAPING MEEE!"
*My friends hang up*

Third call
"Oh ummm hi ummm I was a prostitute like ummmmmm six ummm years ago and I ummmm have like ohhh 8 kids, what do I do?"
"Are you safe?"
"Safe as in...what?"
"Let me switch you to another line sweetie."
*Friends hang up*

Yeah my friends are creative alright. And we are stupid teenagers with nothing better to do.

Have you ever made a prank call to a company or a hot line? Write your stories here.

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*twitch* How fucking immature.

Swissa<3 wrote:
Yeah my friends are creative alright.

Those weren't very creative. >.>

I think the best though was when we called a Church Prayer Line.

"Sir can we have your name."
"Yeah it's Jay... Spelled G-A-Y ma'am."

Swissa<3 wrote: And we are stupid teenagers with nothing better to do.

You'Re idiots. Those hotlines are there to help people in need.
I hope someone catches you and you have to pay for it.

L wrote:

Swissa<3 wrote: And we are stupid teenagers with nothing better to do.

You'Re idiots. Those hotlines are there to help people in need.
I hope someone catches you and you have to pay for it.

Yeah, I didn't catch the part where she said it was a Woman's Helpline.

That's muffed up.

Now I feel bad.
*facepalm*

Blythe wrote:

Swissa<3 wrote:
Yeah my friends are creative alright.

Those weren't very creative. >.>

Pretty sure she was using sarcasm, and it doesn't seem like you're being sarcastic about her sarcasm.
And you done it a Church helpline? o,O That's kind of muffed up.

Anyway, prank calls = fail, seriously, do something better with your time, it's hardly funny, and it's plain mean to people to be honest.

I'm in a foul mood. <_<

Our call wasn't a complete prank call though, seeing as how after the name was said we ended up going into prayer for a friend who really is sick.

Your friends are so fucking stupid, are you sure they can remember to breath?

Swissa<3 wrote: Now I feel bad.
*facepalm*

Good.

Blythe wrote: Our call wasn't a complete prank call though, seeing as how after the name was said we ended up going into prayer for a friend who really is sick.

So you think you can do anything as long as afterwards you fold your hands and try to telepatically contact a higher being?

I don't enjoy doing prank calls, except to my friends once in a while ^-^

I don't prank call unless it's a friend who I know can take a joke.
Calling the woman's help line is so god damn immature and a waste of time and resources.
They are there to help people, not put up with prank calls.

L wrote:

Blythe wrote: Our call wasn't a complete prank call though, seeing as how after the name was said we ended up going into prayer for a friend who really is sick.

So you think you can do anything as long as afterwards you fold your hands and try to telepatically contact a higher being?

Not in the slightest. All I'm saying it's I didn't call a woman's helpline, pretending to be raped. We called a Church Prayer line, which for one, is a joke in itself. A friend spelled his name G-a-y. And then decided to just be nice to the lady and let her do her thing. It was just a small joke that got a few laughs. We didn't call the Church and say we thought Satan had possessed us.

Blythe wrote: Not in the slightest. All I'm saying it's I didn't call a woman's helpline, pretending to be raped. We called a Church Prayer line, which for one, is a joke in itself. A friend spelled his name G-a-y. And then decided to just be nice to the lady and let her do her thing. It was just a small joke that got a few laughs. We didn't call the Church and say we thought Satan had possessed us.

It's still messed up. :/

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