Feeling Hot?

Ever wondered whether you were burning up inside?
Wondering whether your catching a fever?
Wonder no more

http://analometer.com/ has the answer to all of your internal body heat problems

It's easy, convinient, and could save your life

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Wow, that's interesting ^-^
Thank you, Aaron.

"Do I have to remove the thermometer prior to defecation?

While it is not required, it is recommended due to the extreme personal mess it may cause if not removed. Many users find the Analometer™ so comfortable that they forget to pull it out prior to using the restroom facilities. If this happens to you, you may notice increased difficulty in excreting your waste, a whistling noise coming from your hole, and jets of feces discharging at high velocity from the seam between the anus and thermometer. This is perfectly normal, and should not cause any permanent damage to the Analometer™. While this may sound alarming, most users find it comical afterwards and enjoy a hearty laugh. You may wish to rinse it prior to reinsertion, but it is optional."

My favourite part
I honestly don't believe there is a market for this kinda shit

I stopped at anal.

Mudkip wrote: I stopped at anal.

Note: this is a legitimate site, not a shifty link

King Doubt wrote:

Mudkip wrote: I stopped at anal.

prudes

Sounds kinky.
And safe.

hahahahahahaha
no way

Syncs to Bluetooth, what will they think of next.
Nice haha.

OMG
THERE ARE BETTER WAYS TO DEAL WITH HEAT!!!

if anyone i know did that, i think all respect for them would just fade away in an instant.

Apparently it's actually very useful to firefighters that can't tell when they're insides are burning up
I might need to buy one for the heat this week
Oh wait; I already know that im FUCKING HOT

It's not legit...

http://insulting.com/