Sex Thread

Ningage wrote: Is doing it in the shower hawt or uncomfortable?

its hot indeed, bt i find it unco mfortable cos theres no space, and the water burns my eyes...lol

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Goddamn. Now I want shower sex... I want sex period.

I have this feeling that the next relationship I'll be in I'll fuck up because of my horniness.

BrawnyMan wrote: Goddamn. Now I want shower sex... I want sex period.

I have this feeling that the next relationship I'll be in I'll fuck up because of my horniness.

Shouldn't be too hard for a gentleman and a scholar to get some poon

You've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one?

Dude, I just got offered lesbian sex tomorrow night.

o.o
NICE.

Yeah, it is <_<
and maybe saturday night too.
The only problem is, I don't want a relationship until next eyar really.
But I do like this girl.

Be forthcoming about that kind of thing. Do no damage, make no lies, break no hearts.

Thanks, I will :3
she's been hurt too many times for me to add to the list.

MetalSuicide wrote: Shouldn't be too hard for a gentleman and a scholar to get some poon

It's that gentleman part that hangs me up a little bit. The scholar part too. I can't stand dumb girls and I'm too much of a gentleman to hit on the girls that aren't.

MetalSuicide wrote: You've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one?

Yep. I got no problems with bitches. Although our definitions of bitch very well may vary.

Whoo. Took a pregnancy test for the first time in my life. Negative, thank god, but I felt ashamed going to the pharmacy to get one. Not happy about that at all.

Strawberry Switchblade wrote: Whoo. Took a pregnancy test for the first time in my life. Negative, thank god, but I felt ashamed going to the pharmacy to get one. Not happy about that at all.

better to b sure ur not than sit at home all day worrying urself sick..i no what u mean though :/

It's that gentleman part that hangs me up a little bit. The scholar part too. I can't stand dumb girls and I'm too much of a gentleman to hit on the girls that aren't.

Almost as gentlemenly as these two fellows
Almost.

Two questions:
1) Am I the only person who's fapped just to help go to sleep, and not as much about horniness?

2) I find the idea of having sex with woman a lot easier than with men. Not because it's more sexually attracting or emotionally appealing, but simply because if I have sex with a dude, I'll feel like I lost something special, or that I'll get too emotionally attatched. I'm a total weirdo.

Sometimes there's no getting to sleep without getting ofF at least once.

Ningage wrote:
1) Am I the only person who's fapped just to help go to sleep, and not as much about horniness?

Been there done that. Good thing is it works..

Ningage wrote: 1) Am I the only person who's fapped just to help go to sleep, and not as much about horniness?

everyone has at some point
some nights i cant sleep unless i do
its a fast way to relax

Ningage wrote: 2) I find the idea of having sex with woman a lot easier than with men. Not because it's more sexually attracting or emotionally appealing, but simply because if I have sex with a dude, I'll feel like I lost something special, or that I'll get too emotionally attatched. I'm a total weirdo.

dont have sex till you've found the right person
fuck a girl, and risk ending up like me
fuck the wrong guy, and you will feel like you've lost something special (its how my bf feels about his ex)

but on the whole, i dont regret my past, because i learned a lot from it, and it makes what i have now all the more special