Single Most Epic Twilight Bashing Known To Man

Sonata wrote:

Bethan wrote:
Not really, i'm not a fan of twilight, the plot sucks and bella has to be one o the most whiny and annoying characters ever created, but like i said i just think its sad to spend your day writing about how much you hate it.

It must be sadder to spend your time writing about how sad it is to write about something you hate. I must be even sadder for spending my time writing about how it must be sadder to spend your time writing about how sad it is to write about something you hate.

This is starting to get brain breaky.

not really because im not writing page after page about it.

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Bethan wrote:

Sonata wrote:

Bethan wrote:
Not really, i'm not a fan of twilight, the plot sucks and bella has to be one o the most whiny and annoying characters ever created, but like i said i just think its sad to spend your day writing about how much you hate it.

It must be sadder to spend your time writing about how sad it is to write about something you hate. I must be even sadder for spending my time writing about how it must be sadder to spend your time writing about how sad it is to write about something you hate.

This is starting to get brain breaky.

not really because im not writing page after page about it.

Says the person following the thread

Xenomorph wrote: For someone that hates Twilight. They sure know a hell of a lot about it. I just ignore and pretend that everyone that likes Twlight is a douche. Oh wait everyone that does like Twlight IS a douche.

haha, true. =]

scrotumhead wrote: Fangirls like to think that she, along with her God-like step-brother Edward, can and will kill Chuck Norris. This is the biggest example of a lie in the history of mankind, even more untrue than the cake.

^My favorite part.

An enjoyable read, sir.

Ningage wrote:

Bethan wrote:

Sonata wrote:

Bethan wrote:
Not really, i'm not a fan of twilight, the plot sucks and bella has to be one o the most whiny and annoying characters ever created, but like i said i just think its sad to spend your day writing about how much you hate it.

It must be sadder to spend your time writing about how sad it is to write about something you hate. I must be even sadder for spending my time writing about how it must be sadder to spend your time writing about how sad it is to write about something you hate.

This is starting to get brain breaky.

not really because im not writing page after page about it.

Says the person following the thread

im only following it now because people are offending me tbh. I dont like twilight but im not going to sit and write about it hours on end, which scrotumhead didnt actually do -_- he just copy and pasted it, and still people are like 'wow you did an amazing job!'

I applaud you for the truth. Stephanie Meyer way of writing is completely bullshit! She writes worse than me and I'm going to the tenth grade! Twilight sucks! And I will admit to buying it in 2006 when Meyer wasn't known and there were no sequels. I read the book...and realized that it wasn't a great piece of literary. I'm still wishing that I could get my money back!

xRAWRxMASSACREx wrote: I applaud you for the truth. Stephanie Meyer way of writing is completely bullshit! She writes worse than me and I'm going to the tenth grade! Twilight sucks! And I will admit to buying it in 2006 when Meyer wasn't known and there were no sequels. I read the book...and realized that it wasn't a great piece of literary. I'm still wishing that I could get my money back!

I wish people would read past the first post

Ah damn it.

I take back what I said.
You sir, suck.

Bethan wrote:
im only following it now because people are offending me tbh. I dont like twilight but im not going to sit and write about it hours on end, which scrotumhead didnt actually do -_- he just copy and pasted it, and still people are like 'wow you did an amazing job!'

Welcome to the interwebs!

Bethan wrote:

Ningage wrote:

Bethan wrote:

Sonata wrote:

Bethan wrote:
Not really, i'm not a fan of twilight, the plot sucks and bella has to be one o the most whiny and annoying characters ever created, but like i said i just think its sad to spend your day writing about how much you hate it.

It must be sadder to spend your time writing about how sad it is to write about something you hate. I must be even sadder for spending my time writing about how it must be sadder to spend your time writing about how sad it is to write about something you hate.

This is starting to get brain breaky.

not really because im not writing page after page about it.

Says the person following the thread

im only following it now because people are offending me tbh. I dont like twilight but im not going to sit and write about it hours on end, which scrotumhead didnt actually do -_- he just copy and pasted it, and still people are like 'wow you did an amazing job!'

Shh. Your bawwing is disturbing the lulz.

But yeah, next time, try

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[quote="Encyclopedia Dramatica"] [/quote]

lol
i remember reading this on a plane ride, and it was right after reading a REAL vampire book, The Vampire Lestat. >_> Please compare main heros:
LESTAT (cosplay by Kamijo, singer of Versailles)

EDWARD CULLEN


the thing about "sparkling making vampires easier to kill" made me lol. except that i actually think a sparkling vampire would be damn hot.

btw i find it rly creepy how edward always lurks outside bella window or in he room while she sleeps also.

They were able to maintain their well being of course by stealing money from the bank accounts of their clients like a bunch of Jews.

racism.

jews are not a race, asswipe. it's a religion.typically somebody who follows Judaism.

wth that is so racism it's saying that all jews steal!
it's classifying a religion under a rude stereotype.

MelodyOfMalice wrote: wth that is so racism it's saying that all jews steal!
it's classifying a religion under a rude stereotype.

Once again, dumbass. that's not racist. this is racist:





What I said about Jews is sacrilegious. And obviously this stereotype must have punctured a few wounds if you're getting so butthurt over it.Are you a thieving Jew. Are you even Jewish? Would you feel better if I listed a few more religious insults? Okay, here goes. All Christians are hypocrites, Rastafarians are just stoners with pseudoanostic faith, Catholics believe that pedophilia and incest are apart of god's divine will, Baptists think that rolling around the floor and breakdancing in church will get them into heaven...shall i continue?

What I said about Jews is sacrilegious. And obviously this stereotype must have punctured a few wounds if you're getting so butthurt over it.Are you a thieving Jew. Are you even Jewish? Would you feel better if I listed a few more religious insults? Okay, here goes. All Christians are hypocrites, Rastafarians are just stoners with pseudoanostic faith, Catholics believe that pedophilia and incest are apart of god's divine will, Baptists think that rolling around the floor and breakdancing in church will get them into heaven...shall i continue?

Lots of people are Jews. That might have actually hurt somebody. You never know.
Just because you most probably don't have the same beliefs as those religious groups that you mentioned, doesn't mean that they deserve those insults.
Using rude remarks against more groups of people doesn't make what you said any better. I'm pretty sure it doesn't make people feel better either.
You can't say that all the people in the various groups are the same. In this case, the only thing they have in common would be their faith/religion. They are as diverse as any other group or sterotype.