The Horror of Fairy Tales

The Horror of Fairy Tales

by KittensKill on 09-14-2008 1:36 pm

Between Disney and the Brothers Grimm Fairy tales have been ruined. the original versions of most fairy tales are violent, and are full of rape and mutilation.

There is no such thing as happily ever after.


Sleeping Beauty

She wasn't woken by a kiss. There was no prince either. She for a splinter under the nail that made her death-like. It was a King who found her, and raped her, and left her for dead. She didn't die, she got preggers, and was awoken by her baby sucking on her finger (it sucked the splinter out from under her nail). The King came back and took her home with him, but his wife didn't like the mistress and bastard moving in, and so ordered them to be murdered.


Little Red Riding Hood

There was no wood cutter. The story ends with the wolf eating her.
In some versions he convinces her to remove her clothes, then he rapes her, then eats her.


The Little Mermaid
She is able come on land to be with the prince if she drinks a potion that makes it feel like she is walking on knives at all times. She does, and you would expect her selfless act to end with the two of them getting married. Nope. The prince marries a different woman, and the Little Mermaid throws herself into the sea, where her body dissolves into sea foam.


There are many, many more older versions, of many other tales.

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by Narcotic Bliss on 09-14-2008 1:42 pm

Oh my fucking god...

This is beyond hilarious.

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RE: The Horror of Fairy Tales

by God on 09-14-2008 1:43 pm

I still believe in Disney fairytales and happily ever after.

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by babysmasher on 09-14-2008 2:10 pm

Disney blows

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by Bug on 09-14-2008 2:11 pm

you blow

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by babysmasher on 09-14-2008 2:12 pm

Bug wrote: you blow


FACE!

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by Jackie xx Jaded on 09-14-2008 2:46 pm

I want links to these stories. (:

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by rockitemokid on 09-14-2008 2:49 pm

Maybe THESE are the fairytales I should have read instead of having Disney shoved down my throat...

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by Bug on 09-14-2008 3:38 pm

i like disney

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by RestriCKted on 09-14-2008 3:50 pm

Is this srs thread or joke thread?

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by ReD on 09-14-2008 4:45 pm

I loved the scary fairy tales.
They didn't freak me out to badly either, and I ended up falling inlove with them.

There where some variations of the story of Little Red Riding Hood where the wolf
and the huntsman where the same person. (The red of her cloak was met to represent her change into a woman, and the wolf was met to be how horny men 'preyed' on girls.
Thus the 'huntsman' who rescued her from the cabin was really the wolf, just in a better light or something.)

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by KittensKill on 09-14-2008 9:40 pm

RestriCKted wrote: Is this srs thread or joke thread?

Its not a joke. The original fairy tales have been corrupted.

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Re: The Horror of Fairy Tales

by Roylance on 09-15-2008 1:42 am

KittensKill wrote: Between Disney and the Brothers Grimm Fairy tales have been ruined. the original versions of most fairy tales are violent, and are full of rape and mutilation.

There is no such thing as happily ever after.


Sleeping Beauty

She wasn't woken by a kiss. There was no prince either. She for a splinter under the nail that made her death-like. It was a King who found her, and raped her, and left her for dead. She didn't die, she got preggers, and was awoken by her baby sucking on her finger (it sucked the splinter out from under her nail). The King came back and took her home with him, but his wife didn't like the mistress and bastard moving in, and so ordered them to be murdered.


Little Red Riding Hood

There was no wood cutter. The story ends with the wolf eating her.
In some versions he convinces her to remove her clothes, then he rapes her, then eats her.


The Little Mermaid
She is able come on land to be with the prince if she drinks a potion that makes it feel like she is walking on knives at all times. She does, and you would expect her selfless act to end with the two of them getting married. Nope. The prince marries a different woman, and the Little Mermaid throws herself into the sea, where her body dissolves into sea foam.


There are many, many more older versions, of many other tales.


I grew up on those versions of those fairy tales, as you so well can see.

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by PA on 12-26-2008 9:58 pm

I much prefer these versions to the Disney versions.
The Disney versions can suck my balls, I wanna see a film with raep and wolves and some mermaid chick walking on knives.

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RE: The Horror of Fairy Tales

by KittensKill on 12-26-2008 10:00 pm

since the topic of fairy tales has come up in other threads, i feel like posting in this again.


ah the romance of fairytale

sleeping beauty: raped
snow white: raped
Rapunzel: left preggers
little red riding hood: a cautionary tale of pedophilia
the Little Mermaid: betrayal

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