Ten Things You Hate About The Opposite Gender

by God on 07-23-2008 10:09 pm

They're assholes.

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by Academyofliars on 07-24-2008 10:53 am

Everyone's already said everything I had in mind, so I'm not going to bother making my own list.

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by TooSweet on 07-24-2008 12:54 pm

Academyofliars wrote: Everyone's already said everything I had in mind, so I'm not going to bother making my own list.


True, very true.

But I do want to see a war... so keep posting peoples.

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by mcr666 on 07-24-2008 2:30 pm

10 things i hate about boys and why they are worse than girls at times


1) they dont call when they say they will
2) sometimes it seems as tho their brain is located in their pants
3) they are overall dumb. throw rocks at them
4) they stare and stare and never say anything bright
5) they obsess over cars
6) they think you're weird if you like celebs
7) they have no sympathy for stuff sometimes
Cool they tell you when to stop hugging them
9) they have commitment issues
10) they can be perverted at times



ten reasons why they are better than girls at times and what i like
1) they're less dramatic and more down to earth
2) they give nice hugs
3) they smell good
4) they tend to listen without gossiping to all their freinds
5) they have the car obsession and can take you places
6) they usually have this gentleman thing and they buy you dinner
7) they protect you and would beat the living shit outta anyone who hurts you
Cool they dont have cooties! what a discovery!
9) they have good tastes in music
10) they're cute Smile
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by Strawberry Switchblade on 07-24-2008 7:47 pm

1.) Obsession with muscle building
2.) Obsession with their dicks
3.) Convinced that a case of beer and Halo 3 is a good time
4.) Bitch about women's periods when they don't even have to go through them
5.) Talk about women like pieces of meat
6.) Bitch about women being president like it will end the universe
7.) When they try to extort sex from you (ps: that's a turn off)
8.) When they shave and don't clean out the sink.
9.) When they won't do something because it's not 'manly'
10.) When they think their hormones means they are free of consequence.


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Don't make me say it
There is nothing left in me


Karma me, baby.

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by DarkRaven112 on 07-25-2008 12:27 am

1. PMS
2. Majority are fuckin crazy
3. Never been faithful (in my sitch NEwayz)
4. gossips
5. will do anything for you to like them
6. will change in a flat second for you
7. never truthful
8. try to manipulate you
9. never wants to try anything new (sexually)
10. i really fuckin hate those chicks who like...walk like they have a fuckin stick up their ass!

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by farid on 07-25-2008 10:31 am

1. You never know when they're really having a good time ( Wink )
2. You never know whether they really like you, or they just act like they do because of your creditcard
3. PMS
4. Have to do it save
5. Always want to know where you've been
6. Sex and the City *hides behind the couch*
7. Shopping literally takes a whole day (I do it in 4 minutes, online)
8. Don't like basketball (or at least most of them)
9. Toilet seat has to be down
10. They are so cute and adorable that you tend to forget the other 9 things -_-"
Maybe misery is what i need to keep my sanity

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by Haunted Dreams on 07-29-2008 8:20 am

10 things I deteste about guys! (only applies to the assholes out there, not the true sweethearts)

Uno)If they have a crush on you, they'll just be plain nasty! if they think we'll like them that way they live in some warped world...
Dos)They can abuse our trust a thousand times over and we'll still stay, we abuse theirs once and they freak out and leave.
Tres)Most guys wont go for personality, they'll go for looks, so people who have awesome personalitys but not so great looks have nearly no chance.
Cuatro)Most of them are just interested for sex
Cinco)The bigger the boobs, the better in their eyes
Seis)They moan about girls PMSing and being childish, when they're still in the Pokémon stages.
Siete)Same sorta thing as Dos, they can have a million girls at once, we have two guys and they flip out at us.
Ocho)They'd rather believe their best friend instead of their girlfriend.
Nueve)While their with you their happy to buy you things, but as soon as you break up, he moans about the fact you spent his money.
Diez)They are CONSTANTLY horny!!

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by XxshootxmexdeadxX on 07-29-2008 8:10 pm

1)Temper Issues
2)Perverted
3)Idiots
4)Think thier the Boss
5)asks For sex
6)Nasty
7)immature
8)think there the tough ones
9)always are bragging about dick size
10)Only care about looks insted of personality
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by InnocentDemon on 07-29-2008 8:43 pm

1-10) Penises.
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by Killedsoul on 07-29-2008 9:19 pm

This topic makes me lol.
Teh secks is awesome


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by Little Soul on 07-29-2008 9:33 pm

Penis =/= good?
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by Killedsoul on 07-29-2008 9:45 pm

Little Soul wrote: Penis =/= good?

>_>
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by Little Soul on 07-29-2008 9:53 pm

XD

okay maybe yours?
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by Killedsoul on 07-29-2008 9:56 pm

Little Soul wrote: XD

okay maybe yours?

>_>
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