Can't cook? THE EB COOKBOOK FOR IDIOTS

Can't cook? THE EB COOKBOOK FOR IDIOTS

by KittensKill on 07-10-2008 10:56 am

EDIT: moved to the wiki

wow I made this a while back. I can cook a bit better now.



ok... here I am, 18, living away from home and I can't fucking cook.

the only things I can cook are steak, and mac'n'cheese (sorta, it gets burned or goes weird) from a packet. Oh and I can also make welsh rarebit... but I can't live on steak, mac'n'cheese and cheese on toast.

Can anyone give me some really simple recipes, stuff thats really easy and doesn't cost much to make?

If you post a good recipe I will add it to:


THE EB COOKBOOK FOR IDIOTS

sally wrote: Mashed Potatoes
you peel potatoes, cut them into cubes/slices (whatever ud like), then throw them into a pot. Put it on high, and let them stay in for about 20min. Use a butterknife to cut through a few, if it goes through real easy they're done. Use a caulindar to drain them, then put into a mixer. Mix them up, and put in milk (carefully, too much and they'll be all watery) until they're the texture you want. Put in some butter, and seasoned salt.

treeceydoll wrote: Barbecuing is fun. And I suggest you do it this way:
Buy one of those mini barbecues you can take anywhere. [Make sure you get all the essential parts and accessories]
Buy any meat you like. Try things out for the first time cause it's funner that way. I like Chicken breast for example.
Get a bunch of sauces and spices that you might like to put on the chicken. [Make sure you have one of those brush thingies to slab the sauce on.]
Stick the chicken on the barbecue, wait a while, flip, wait, flip, poke, test, and eat!
Yayy :] You have a barbecue.

KittensKill wrote: Welsh Rarebits - by Jamie Oliver
you gotta use thick slices of crusty bread x 2, mix an egg, some creme fraishe and some mustard powder. add grated cheese x lots and salt'n'pepper. toast the bread a bit, spread with chilli jam/sauce, add the eggy/cheesy mix and grill. add a bit of Worcestershire sauce and eat.

L wrote: Greek Lemon Soup(for 1 person)

2 cups of water
1 teaspoon instant chicken broth
1 1/2 tablespoon of rice
1/2 lemon
yellow of one egg
pinch of sugar

- boil water, take down from flame, put in instand broth, boil again
- reduce heat (to 1/2?) put rice in, let it soak for 15 minutes
- press out the lemon juice, mix it in a warm plate with yellow of egg
- season soup to taste with sugar and maybe salt
- put soup in plate and immediately stir with egg/juice
It's soup, but it's still refreshing.

Insalata Caprese

tomatoes
mozzarella
basil
olive oil
black pepper

- cut tomatoes and mozzarella in slices
- put mozzarella slices on plate
- put tomato slices on them
- put a fresh basil leaf on each
- put olive oil over it (maybe balsamico vinegar, too)
- mill black pepper over it

KittensKill wrote: One Pot Meal - Rice Eggs and Veg
1 handful uncooked rice
1 handful frozen veg
1 or 2 eggs
herbs - your choice
1 handful grated cheese
salt and pepper
chili sauce - if you want.

Boil some water, add the rice, when the rice is nearly cooked add the veg and break the eggs into the water, and add the herbs. When the eggs and veg are cooked, drain them and the rice. put it in a bowl add the cheese, salt and pepper and the chili sauce.

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by Eternity on 07-10-2008 11:58 am

Can't help you. I can't cook either XD!

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by xXlove hurtsXx on 07-10-2008 12:18 pm

just go to teh grocerey store and buy little meal-things that you can either microwave... or look at the directions on the back and make sure you can make it, and get ingredience you'll need while your there. (=

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Re: Can't cook!! Help!

by treeceydoll on 07-10-2008 5:50 pm

KittensKill wrote: ok... here I am, 18, living away from home and I can't fucking cook.

the only things I can cook are steak, and mac'n'cheese (sorta, it gets burned or goes weird) from a packet. Oh and I can also make welsh rarebit... but I can't live on steak, mac'n'cheese and cheese on toast.

Can anyone give me some really simple recipes, stuff thats really easy and doesn't cost much to make?

Props for being able to make steak o.o
Well there's lots of things you can do. There's lots of things you need to learn especially for safety reasons, like what to wash, how to wash it, different ways to cook it and why blah blah. How to pick something out from the store properly.
You can buy a cook book lol. Or look things up on teh webz.
Also, practice makes perfect. ^-^

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by lostandconfused on 07-10-2008 6:12 pm

Rice is pretty easy to make, and you can put a lot of stuff in it (veggies/sauces/whatever). It's also very filling. Just soak your rice for about 15 minutes to get rid of the starch, add water to a pan and put the rise in, and then heat the rice until the water all boils down. You now have delicious rice. Warning, be careful how much you make...it tends to expand quickly.

Spahgetti is also a pretty easy meal to make. Boil some water. Add noodles (at this point, add salt and olive oil if you'd like some). Let the noodles sit for about 10-15 minutes. Drain the spaghetti into a strainer and then rinse with warm water. Yum!

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by treeceydoll on 07-10-2008 6:14 pm

lostandconfused wrote:
Spahgetti is also a pretty easy meal to make. Boil some water. Add noodles (at this point, add salt and olive oil if you'd like some). Let the noodles sit for about 10-15 minutes. Drain the spaghetti into a strainer and then rinse with warm water. Yum!

You forgot the meat part xP

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by lostandconfused on 07-10-2008 6:41 pm

The wonderful thing about pasta is you may add in whatever you like after the noodles.
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by xXVickiXx on 07-10-2008 7:57 pm

hun you could go out n buy a cook book..lol
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by Strawberry Switchblade on 07-10-2008 8:04 pm

Buy a quick and easy cookbook. Allrecipes.com has an Quick and Easy section. Learn to make baked potatoes in the microwave. Buy lunchmeat and bread for sandwiches. Get el-cheapo pizzas. Canned vegetables. Learn to cook chicken in a skillet.
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Re: Can't cook!! Help!

by XmissXheartXbreakX on 07-10-2008 9:12 pm

[quote="KittensKill"] but I can't live on steak, mac'n'cheese and cheese on toast.
quote]

i certainly could.

but if really dont want to, most food from the grocery store has directions on how to make it, and also the internet is an amazing thing. it has recipes for any kind of food.
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by BLiNdFaNaTiC on 07-10-2008 9:26 pm

go online for easy recipes

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by lostandconfused on 07-10-2008 10:41 pm

Strawberry Switchblade wrote: Buy a quick and easy cookbook. Allrecipes.com has an Quick and Easy section. Learn to make baked potatoes in the microwave. Buy lunchmeat and bread for sandwiches. Get el-cheapo pizzas. Canned vegetables. Learn to cook chicken in a skillet.


Baked potatoes in under 4 hours? O.O

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by sally on 07-10-2008 11:31 pm

Mashed Potatoes

you peel potatoes, cut them into cubes/slices (whatever ud like), then throw them into a pot. Put it on high, and let them stay in for about 20min. Use a butterknife to cut through a few, if it goes through real easy they're done. Use a caulindar to drain them, then put into a mixer. Mix them up, and put in milk (carefully, too much and they'll be all watery) until they're the texture you want. Put in some butter, and seasoned salt.


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by KittensKill on 07-10-2008 11:36 pm

Thanks Sally. That looks like something I might be able to get right.

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by sally on 07-11-2008 12:22 am

Don't mention it ^^

I've pretty much had to help cook dinner for the past four years, so if you ever need more cooking advice or recipes, just ask.


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