Tofu

What is tofu?

Tofu is a flavorless, soft, jiggly food made from soybeans that have been soaked, ground up with water, coagulated into a jiggly curd-like substance, and then pressed into cute convenient blocks to be cooked, combined into other foods, or if you are truly hard core, eaten straight.

Tofu is also the most emo food you can eat, and can give you serious credibility if you use it correctly.


Why is tofu the emo food?

Tofu is emo for three reasons:

#1 It's so nutritious.

Why is this an emo quality, well it's simple, emo is directly associated with thinness. Because tofu is so good for you, (it has all of the essential amino acids, and is high in proteins,) adding it to your diet along with exercise will keep you fit, thin, and ready for those tight scene clothes.

#2 It's vegan.

Let's face it, what's more emo then ordering a veggie burger and showing off how you are not killing those poor cows. Tofu is veterinarian and vegan friendly, with no animal products involved in it's production.

#3 It's completely flavorless.

For those of you who have had tofu by itself it lacks any and all flavoring, it basically hurts to eat unprepared. This goes well with the age-old stereotype that emo is supposed to feel bland and unhappy. (which is untrue and stupid btw)


How can you eat tofu?

Tofu can be made into all sorts of things, stews, soups, it can be fried sauted or baked just like meat. The most difficult (and extremely disgusting) way to eat tofu is to eat it plain, unprepared, right out of the box, it's not for the faint of heart.

Uh oh. Another one??
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Ashr wrote:

God wrote: Uh oh. Another one??
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Kate, I really wish you would just send me a pm instead of making angry comments about me on the forums.

But Ashe I like this way so much better!

God wrote: But Ashe I like this way so much better!

Even though it hurts my feelings when you do it that way? (being serious)

i like tofu
but the first time i ate it, i ate it plain. . i gagged a lil in my mouth.
but now i eat it in many different ways
like u said, in soups and i make it in stir frys sometimes pasta. its really good

Emo tofu.
*starts giggling uncontrollably*

I love tofu. The last tofu dish that I ate was tofu with sauteed fish. It was goood. :]

tofu is good when its fried....

Ashr wrote:
Tofu is a flavorless, soft, jiggly food

That is the best line in this whole thing.

I love the little tofu plushie picture, too.

Kiddo wrote:

Ashr wrote:
Tofu is a flavorless, soft, jiggly food

That is the best line in this whole thing.

I love the little tofu plushie picture, too.

I was wondering why Xeno has that... or rather, what it was

Anyway, since when is Tofu the "Emo" food? I only have it in some soup I get at a chinese restaurant, which I liked long before I was ever "emo".

This is the first time I've heard of this being an "emo" food... since I know a lot of different people who have it.

I made tofu stuffed bell peppers like last month..

I didn't buy the firmest tofu, so it was really hard to brown

and it made my house SMELL SO BAD

my room mates wanted to murder me


The bell peppers were freakin amazing though

[font=Symbol]lol i like how it jiggles!!!! i like stirfry tofu with carrots,potatoes and soy sauce!!!

Wow.
I get pretty surprised over that you guys are talking about tofu like it's the most natural thing in the world.
Over here, it's almost impossible to get it. If you're lucky (and have been looking for it for about a hour) you can find it in these big supermarkets. And almost noone knows what tofu is. Except the vegans, of course.
(And we don't even have vegetarian restaurants around here. Yes, I'm upset over it.)

I think it's perfect and a great alternative to meat.
Tofu really is the shit.

Ashr wrote:
Tofu

What is tofu?



#2 It's vegan.

Let's face it, what's more emo then ordering a veggie burger and showing off how you are not killing those poor cows. Tofu is veterinarian and vegan friendly, with no animal products involved in it's production.

lol i think you mean vegitarian!?!?! lol

tofu isn't all that bad if you eat it with other stuff. i've had it a few times with chinese food(which probably mad it incredibly unhealthy cus it was most likely fried)