wuts the best/worst/funniest pickup line you've ever herd?
one of the worst ones i've herd was something lik "if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put 'u' and 'I' together" lol
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(btw sry if theres already a post lik this)
pickup line gamee :]
pickup line gamee :]
by xwhiitneyXwhiplashx on 12-28-2008 9:21 pm
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by BrokenHeartEmo on 12-28-2008 9:24 pm
worst pick up line was "Hey baby if u were on paper they'd call u fine print"
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by PA on 12-28-2008 9:27 pm
Male; "Hey, d'you have any STD's?"
Female; "No."
Male; "WANT SOME? *Thumbs up*"
Male; "Excuse me, I lost your number, can I borrow yours?"
Male; "Are you a pirate?"
Female; "No, why?"
Male; "CAUSE YOU GOT SOME FIIIIINE BOOTY."
I might do more later, this thread has potential for amusement.
Female; "No."
Male; "WANT SOME? *Thumbs up*"
Male; "Excuse me, I lost your number, can I borrow yours?"
Male; "Are you a pirate?"
Female; "No, why?"
Male; "CAUSE YOU GOT SOME FIIIIINE BOOTY."
I might do more later, this thread has potential for amusement.
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by BrokenHeartEmo on 12-28-2008 9:32 pm
realy cheesey one
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
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by xwhiitneyXwhiplashx on 12-28-2008 9:37 pm
xD those are all accually rly funny! xD
another one i've herd "do u believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?"
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another one i've herd "do u believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?"
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by BrokenHeartEmo on 12-28-2008 9:38 pm
i know sometimes i wonder how they come up with these thangs.. heres another realy stupid !
Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
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by sowrongitsrianne on 12-28-2008 9:41 pm
"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind ALL day."
that's the worse i've heard.
that's the worse i've heard.
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by xwhiitneyXwhiplashx on 12-28-2008 9:41 pm
OK that one was rly corny lol
another one: was ur dad a baker? cuz u've got a nice set of buns!
xD
another one: was ur dad a baker? cuz u've got a nice set of buns!
xD
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by xwhiitneyXwhiplashx on 12-28-2008 9:41 pm
OK that one was rly corny lol
another one: was ur dad a baker? cuz u've got a nice set of buns!
xD
another one: was ur dad a baker? cuz u've got a nice set of buns!
xD
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by BrokenHeartEmo on 12-28-2008 9:48 pm
i know. when i heard that 1 i thought i was going to wet my self.
this is 1 of the last ones i remember hearing(it's realy,realy,REALY corny)
Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
this is 1 of the last ones i remember hearing(it's realy,realy,REALY corny)
Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
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by xwhiitneyXwhiplashx on 12-28-2008 10:00 pm
omg! ha wow.. lol
1.If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous
2.r u a parking ticket cuz u've got FINE written all over u!
3.did u eat lucky charms for breakfast? cuz u look magically delicious!
4.do u know karate? cuz ur body's kicking! xD
1.If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous
2.r u a parking ticket cuz u've got FINE written all over u!
3.did u eat lucky charms for breakfast? cuz u look magically delicious!
4.do u know karate? cuz ur body's kicking! xD
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by BrokenHeartEmo on 12-28-2008 10:04 pm
my friend just emailed me these their the worst ones yet...
1)I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
2)I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
3)My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
4)No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
1)I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
2)I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
3)My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
4)No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
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by dannylion09 on 12-28-2008 10:11 pm
xwhiitneyXwhiplashx wrote: 3.did u eat lucky charms for breakfast? cuz u look magically delicious!
*runs off to use this one*
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RE: pickup line gamee :]
by Squiddles on 12-28-2008 10:11 pm
Male: "Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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by sowrongitsrianne on 12-28-2008 10:16 pm
"are you from tennessee? because you're the only TEN I SEE."
just, no.
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just, no.
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