THIS IS WHY I LOVE IRC
[and the gay texans that inhabit it ;D]
[15:13] <ohliveuh> I REALLY WANNA MAKE A VLOG.
[15:13] <Kad> DO IT
[15:13] <TheBlackRook> doo ittttt
[15:13] <TheBlackRook> Make one about
[15:13] <TheBlackRook> the injust treatment
[15:13] <TheBlackRook> of
[15:14] <TheBlackRook> .... Antartic grass hoppers
[15:14] <Kad> WTH PAPA
[15:14] <TheBlackRook> wuuuuuuuuuuuut
[15:14] <TheBlackRook> Kad, this is how my mind works.
[15:14] <TheBlackRook> Either go with it, or get off the train.
[15:14] <Kad> It is weird, Papa
[15:14] <TheBlackRook> The train is mine
[15:14] <TheBlackRook> im the conductor, and the enginner
[15:14] <TheBlackRook> and some of the passengers
[15:14] <Kad> I don't like your fucking train
[15:14] <TheBlackRook> BUT NOT ALL OF THEM.
[15:14] <TheBlackRook> just some.
[15:14] <Kad YOU'RE INSANE,
[15:15] <Kad> rofl I wish we still had the IRC quotes thread
[15:15] <TheBlackRook> wait, did i just imply that i have multiple voices in my head?
[15:15] <Kad> yes
[15:15] <TheBlackRook> Cause i really dont. Its just the same one, different tones though.
[15:15] <TheBlackRook> ooooohh i want bacon.
[15:15] <Zyrka> haha
[15:15] <TheBlackRook> brb
[15:15] <Zyrka> fucking schizo
[15:15] <Kad> LOL
[15:15] <Kad> WTH
[15:18] <TheBlackRook> im baaack
[15:18] <TheBlackRook> I dont want bacon. Hurts my throat.
[15:18] <TheBlackRook> i want beef jerky.
[15:18] <TheBlackRook> get me some nao.
[15:18] <Zyrka> goddamn
[15:18] <Kad> goddamn papa, are you high?
[15:18] <TheBlackRook> no
[15:18] <TheBlackRook> I just...
[15:18] <TheBlackRook> uh
[15:18] <TheBlackRook> somethin.
[15:19] <TheBlackRook> When oli said ew
[15:19] <TheBlackRook> it reminded me of
[15:19] <TheBlackRook> a jouster
[15:20] <TheBlackRook> I think like this all the time, i just try not to say tooo many odd things.
[15:20] <TheBlackRook> I dont think it works.
[15:20] <Kad> ROFL
[15:20] <Kad> hey guys
[15:20] <Kad> I have to stay up all night tonight with my mum
[15:21] <TheBlackRook> i misread that
[15:21] <TheBlackRook> Thought you said you were gonna be gangster with your mom.
[15:21] <Kad> LOL
[15:21] <Kad> wth
[15:21] <TheBlackRook> which me made think of your mom in a rediculous hoodie
[15:21] <TheBlackRook> which is silly cause i dont know what your mother looks like.
[15:21] <Kad> Lol papa wth
[15:22] <TheBlackRook> okay, ill try to....not.
[15:22] <TheBlackRook> Not.
[16:25] <ohliveuh> hahahahha dan is on drugs
[16:25] <Kad> hahaha he is
[16:26] <Cephius> since when did bp start doing drugs?
[16:26] <Cephius> hell yes
[16:26] <Cephius> paul mccartney and wings
[16:27] <Kad> .....
[16:27] <Kad> That was so ADD Ceph xD
[16:27] <ohliveuh> ceph is on drugs too
[16:27] <Kad> rofl
[16:27] <ohliveuh> VIAGRA
[16:27] <Zyrtec> WHAT THE FUCK
[16:27] <Kad> AHAHA
[16:31] <Kad> i like to put you in my pants
[22:03] Kad has given op to TheBlackRook
[22:03] Kad has taken op from TheBlackRook
[22:03] <TheBlackRook> tell me who wouldnt give their lives, for such a soapbox, to die behind?
[22:03] <TheBlackRook> D:
[22:03] <Kad> wth?
[22:04] <TheBlackRook> y
[22:04] <TheBlackRook> u take away?
[22:04] <TheBlackRook> Y.
[22:04] <TheBlackRook> Y
[22:04] <TheBlackRook> YYY
[22:04] <Kad> you cany have it
[22:04] <Kad> thats WY
[22:04] <Kad> ...
[22:04] <TheBlackRook> I ca
[22:04] <Kad> cant* why*
[22:04] <TheBlackRook> can
[22:04] <TheBlackRook> can
[22:04] <Kad> nuh uh
[22:04] <TheBlackRook> Do the can fucking can
[22:04] <Kad> PA never gave it to you
[22:04] <TheBlackRook> DO IT
[22:04] <TheBlackRook> DO IT NOW.
[22:04] <Kad> NO
[22:04] <Kad> WHAT TEH FUCK
[22:04] <Kad> IS THE CAN CAN
[22:04] <TheBlackRook> THATS IRRELEVANT
[22:04] <TheBlackRook> Every image that we borrow
[22:04] <Kad> YOU'RE IRRELVEANT
[22:05] <TheBlackRook> ever harvest depends on the past.
[22:05] <Kad> wth
[22:05] <TheBlackRook> YOU MOTHERS LEFT KIDNEy.
[22:05] <TheBlackRook> lolololol
[22:05] <Kad> hhahahaha
[22:05] <TheBlackRook> Red Is a four letter word.
[22:05] <Kad> Her LEFT KIDNEy? Rally?
[22:05] <Cephius> what the fuck is wrong with you bp?
[22:05] <Kad> FOUR LETTER LIE
[22:05] <TheBlackRook> LEFT
[22:05] <TheBlackRook> FUCKING
[22:05] <TheBlackRook> GG=d-sgjdskal\\
[22:05] <Kad> KIDNEy
[22:05] <Kad> HSHAHSHAAH
[22:05] <Kad> WHAT TEH HEHLL
[22:05] <Kad> ARE YOU HIGH?
[22:05] <TheBlackRook> Kid
[22:05] <TheBlackRook> kids dont need kidneys
[22:05] <Kad> aaaahahahaa
[22:05] <TheBlackRook> you know
[22:06] <Kad> what the fuck
[22:06] <TheBlackRook> We could solve overpopulation
[22:06] <TheBlackRook> and
[22:06] <TheBlackRook> save the econmy
[22:06] <TheBlackRook> if we just
[22:06] <TheBlackRook> ripped out childrens kidneys
[22:06] <TheBlackRook> and sold them
[22:06] <TheBlackRook> Srsly
[22:06] <Kad> LOL
[22:06] <Kad> HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
[22:06] <TheBlackRook> lOLOLOLOL
[22:06] <Kad> oh mygod
[22:06] <TheBlackRook> im loling
[22:06] <Kad> are you ihgfh?
[22:06] <Kad> high*
[22:06] <TheBlackRook> xDDDD
[22:06] <TheBlackRook> no
[22:06] <Kad> ARE YOU
[22:06] <TheBlackRook> xDD
[22:07] <TheBlackRook> If i was
[22:07] <TheBlackRook> then
[22:07] <TheBlackRook> LOLOLOL
[22:07] <TheBlackRook> xDDD
[22:07] <Cephius> hahahaha
[22:07] <TheBlackRook> As in sorrow, so shall ye weep.
[22:07] <TheBlackRook> As in reason, so shall ye sleep.
[22:07] <TheBlackRook> Love that band.
[22:08] <TheBlackRook> Krahs.
[22:08] <TheBlackRook> Crass
[22:08] <TheBlackRook> Caress?
[22:08] <TheBlackRook> Secrest.
[22:08] <TheBlackRook> Ryan, Amador
[22:08] <TheBlackRook> Kads ex boyfriend?
[22:08] <TheBlackRook> Nah.
[22:08] <Kad> HAHAH WTH
[22:08] <TheBlackRook> OH MY FUCK
[22:08] <Kad> Ex boyfriend?
[22:08] <TheBlackRook> HOW COULD I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE?
[22:08] <TheBlackRook> Bp
[22:08] <TheBlackRook> PB
[22:09] <Kad> Who exactly is my ex boyfriend?
[22:09] <TomTom> ...
[22:09] <TheBlackRook> I AM PEANUT BUTTER
[22:09] <TheBlackRook> LOLOLOLOL
[22:10] <TheBlackRook> ima write a story.
[22:10] <Kad> ....
[22:10] <Kad> what the hell was wrong with you?
[22:10] <TheBlackRook> Hm?
[22:10] <TheBlackRook> Was
[22:10] <Kad> IS
[22:10] <TheBlackRook> what makes you so sure
[22:10] <Kad> What the hell is wrong with you
[22:10] <TheBlackRook> im not still
[22:10] <TheBlackRook> ...wronged?
[22:10] <Kad> HAHAHA
[22:10] <TheBlackRook> LOLOL.
[22:10] <TheBlackRook> sorry.
[22:10] <TheBlackRook> I type that
[22:10] <Kad> then what the hell is wrong with you
[22:10] <TheBlackRook> every time i laugh
[22:10] <TheBlackRook> cause
[22:11] <TheBlackRook> Thats how i roll bitches
[22:11] <TheBlackRook> ...After i kill them and stuff them into bags, of course.
[22:11] <Kad> What did you take?
[22:11] <TheBlackRook> I stole nothing.
[22:11] <TheBlackRook> It was karinksis fault.
[22:12] <Kad> Who?
[22:12] <TheBlackRook> IDk
[22:12] <TheBlackRook> Name popped in my head.
[22:12] <TheBlackRook> Said it.
[22:12] <Kad> hahahaha
[22:12] <Kad> Seriously, did you take drugs?
[22:12] <TheBlackRook> naw
[22:13] <TheBlackRook> I just get like this sometimes
[22:13] <Kad> Then what the hell is up?
[22:13] <TheBlackRook> except
[22:13] <TheBlackRook> sometimes its not hyper
[22:13] <TheBlackRook> its like
[22:13] <TheBlackRook> Delirious
[22:13] <TheBlackRook> xDDD
[22:13] <Kad> wow.
[22:13] <TheBlackRook> See
[22:13] <TheBlackRook> I can carry a conversation
[22:13] <TheBlackRook> Normal.
[22:13] <TheBlackRook> Normally
[22:13] <TheBlackRook> .y
[22:13] <TheBlackRook> yeah.
[22:13] <Kad> HAHA
[22:14] <TheBlackRook> So
[22:14] <TheBlackRook> so.uk
[22:14] <TheBlackRook> im gonna go there
[22:14] <Kad> .....?
[22:14] <TheBlackRook> Who does your hair?
[22:14] <TheBlackRook> I want to murder them
[22:15] <Kad> Cleverbot just told me my ass is behind me.
[22:15] <Kad> My mom does my hair
[22:15] <TheBlackRook> Get behind me
[22:15] <TheBlackRook> ...Ass.
[22:15] <Kad> What about buttsecks?
[22:15] <TheBlackRook> Ya know
[22:15] <TheBlackRook> I think Jesus
[22:15] <TheBlackRook> trusted satan
[22:15] <TheBlackRook> cause like
[22:15] <TheBlackRook> You dont let satan walk behind you.
[22:15] <TheBlackRook> Thats like
[22:15] <TheBlackRook> Tugging on supermans cape
[22:15] <TheBlackRook> or spitting into the wind
[22:16] <TheBlackRook> Or messing around with jim. Or slim.
[22:16] <Cephius> slim jim
[22:16] <TheBlackRook> ( 15 for reference)
[22:16] <TheBlackRook> no.
[22:16] <TheBlackRook> Not the reference.
[22:16] <TheBlackRook> I was refferering to a Jim Croche song.
[22:16] <TheBlackRook> About a skinny guy
[22:16] <TheBlackRook> who shot this fat guy
[22:16] <TheBlackRook> and then profit.
[22:16] <Cephius> NO
[22:17] <Cephius> YOU WEREN"T
[22:17] <Cephius> FUCKER
[22:17] <Cephius> EAT SHIT BP
[22:17] <Cephius> DIE
[22:17] <Cephius> IN A FIRE
[22:17] <TheBlackRook> Ya know
[22:17] <Cephius> RIGHT NOW
[22:17] <TheBlackRook> Some day
[22:17] <Cephius> DO IT
[22:17] <TheBlackRook> As im standing over a sewer grate
[22:17] <TheBlackRook> and you are trapped below, and hundreds of hungry, hungry, narwals
[22:17] <TheBlackRook> are fast approaching
[22:17] <TheBlackRook> I'll say, shit, climb that ladder.
[22:17] <TheBlackRook> and the end.
[22:18] <Kad> ....
[22:18] <Kad> How in the fuck did that make sense?
[22:18] <Cephius> this isn't funny
[22:18] <Kad> Why would narwhals be in a sewer grate?
[22:18] <TheBlackRook> Really isnt.
[22:18] <Kad> And why would Ceph be under?
[22:18] <TheBlackRook> Why would i know what a narwhal is?
[22:18] <Kad> You.....have gone mental.
[22:18] <Kad> Narwhal is a whale with a horn like a unicorn
[22:18] <TheBlackRook> Mennntos
[22:19] <TheBlackRook> I want some
[22:19] <Kad> YOU WANT MEN
[22:19] <TheBlackRook> Men want you
[22:19] <TheBlackRook> LOLJK
[22:19] <TheBlackRook> CAUSETHEYDONT.
[22:19] <TheBlackRook>
[22:19] <Kad> I know.
[22:19] <Snow> the dick
[22:19] <Snow> should be
[22:19] <Snow> in your
[22:19] <Snow> anus
[22:19] <Snow> now
[22:19] <Snow> come on
[22:20] <TheBlackRook> ...?
[22:20] <Snow> why isn't it there?
[22:20] <TheBlackRook> Maybe
[22:20] <Kad> Papa wants to put his dick in Ceph's anus.
[22:20] <Cephius> no snow
[22:20] <TheBlackRook> nothanks
[22:20] <Cephius> anal sex is bad
[22:20] <Cephius> you should know this
[22:20] <TheBlackRook> Anal sex is bad for the soul.
[22:20] <Snow> not for you cephius
[22:20] <TheBlackRook> FUCK YOU STICKYKEYS
[22:20] <Snow> you like fecal matter
[22:20] <TheBlackRook> I LIKE PRESSING SHIFT.
[22:21] <TheBlackRook> "This Is my Tigersuit."
[22:21] <Snow> because that's how you roooooooooooollllll
[22:21] <Cephius> that is not how i rolllllllllll
[22:21] <TheBlackRook> "I wear this Tigersuit cause I'm a fucking lamb."
[22:21] <Snow> yeah it's how you swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
[22:21] <TheBlackRook> dude
[22:21] <Cephius> it is not how i swiiiiiiiiiiiiing
[22:21] <TheBlackRook> yall could make a musical
[22:22] <Zyrtec> called "tits"
[22:22] <Snow> It's how you suuuuuuuuuuuuuck
[22:22] <TheBlackRook> Indeed
[22:22] <Kad> i has tits
[22:22] <Zyrtec> "the musical"
[22:22] <Cephius> i do not syyyyyyyyyyyyck
[22:22] <Cephius> dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnit
[22:24] <TheBlackRook> SAY NO TO TURTLES WITH ABNORMALLY LARGE PENIS'
<ohliveuh> cucumber was like 8"
<Cephius> yes
<ohliveuh> banana is like 6.
<Cephius> wait
<ohliveuh> but I did the cucumber.
[11:02] <TheBlackPiece> GT is silly
[11:02] <Kad> xD
[11:02] <TheBlackPiece> You're silly too
[11:02] <Kad> so's your face
[11:02] <TheBlackPiece> You should start a club
[11:02] <Kad> LOLOL
[11:02] <TheBlackPiece> My face is a club?
[11:02] <Kad> no
[11:02] <Kad> your face
[11:02] <Kad> is
[11:02] <Kad> silly
[11:02] <TheBlackPiece> Oh yeah, vip entrance only
[11:02] <Kad> ....
[11:03] <Kad> LOLWTH
[11:03] <Kad> HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
[18:59] <TheBlackPiece> lol
[18:59] <Grianne> what the fuck
[18:59] <TheBlackPiece> my mom just walked in
[18:59] <TheBlackPiece> and stole my mirror
[18:59] <TheBlackPiece> and then left
[19:13] [Katy] Me&BP Fucked Kad In A Tree: Oral secks is illegal in Maryland
[14:48] <TheBlackPiece> Sleep is fun
[14:48] <Kad> Texan accent
[14:48] <Kad> Nao
[14:48] <TheBlackPiece> Yes dak
[14:48] <TheBlackPiece> oh
[14:48] <TheBlackPiece> OEN
[14:48] <Kad> dak
[14:48] <TheBlackPiece> EON
[14:48] <Kad> Oen?
[14:48] <Kad> Eon?
[14:48] <TheBlackPiece> EONS AGO DINOSAURS HAD ANAL SEX. EVOLUTION HAPPENED.
[14:48] TheBlackPiece TEH END.
[14:48] <Kad> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
[14:48] <Kad> LOL
[14:48] <TheBlackPiece> wasnt funny
[14:48] <TheBlackPiece> man.
[14:48] <TheBlackPiece> Woman.
[14:49] <Kad> LOL
[14:49] <TheBlackPiece> i feel so goood
[14:57] lander: you failed religious education over a sexy guy
[14:57] lander: That sounds appropriate
[14:57] ashers: instead of writing down about god and sins and stuff I was staring at Tom's sexy arse
[14:58] ashers: I'm pretty sure I drooled on the paper too
[15:04] <TheBlackPiece> no
[15:04] <Kad> fali
[15:04] <TheBlackPiece> ilaf
[15:06] <Kad> DO TI
[15:06] <Kad> IT*
[15:06] <TheBlackPiece> do tits lad
[15:06] <TheBlackPiece> kad
[15:06] <TheBlackPiece> fad
[15:06] <TheBlackPiece> mad
[15:06] <TheBlackPiece> sad
[15:06] <TheBlackPiece> was
[15:06] <Kad> ...
[15:05] lander: nnnnn
[15:05] lander: Ima car
[15:05] lander: Cars go Nnnnnnn
[15:05] ashers: a car?
[15:05] Kad: ....
[15:05] lander: mhm
[15:05] Kad: the fuck
[15:06] ashers: lmao
[15:06] lander: XD
[15:06] ashers: I'm choking on food
[15:06] Kad: DONT
[15:06] lander: NO
[15:06] Kad: coke
[15:06] Kad: PAPA YOU KILLED ASHLEIGH
[15:06] ashers: that was so funny
[15:06] lander: DO THE HEIMLICH
[15:06] lander: ON SELF
[15:06] Kad: MOTHERFUCKING FAG
[15:06] lander: Cocaine
[15:06] Kad: I AM GOING TO HURT YOU
[15:06] ashers: I'm ok
[15:06] ashers: I swallowed it
[15:06] Kad: Ok good.
[15:06] lander: YOU SWALLOWED THE HEIMlICH MANEUVER
[15:06] lander: =O
[15:07] Kad: HAHAHAHAHA
[15:11] <TheBlackPiece> I had a math test today
[15:11] <TheBlackPiece >And I took alot of cold medicine before I did it
[15:11] <TheBlackPiece> But i think I still got like a 95.
[15:12] <ohliveuh> ew math
[15:12] <Kad> ew math
[15:12] <ohliveuh> fuuuuck math
[15:12] <Kad> fuuuuck math
[15:12] <TheBlackPiece> My mom gets mad at me when I make b's
[15:12] <TheBlackPiece> xD
[15:12] <TheBlackPiece> Wait
[15:12] <TheBlackPiece> OMG
[15:12] <TheBlackPiece> leaves.
[15:12] <TheBlackPiece> I like leavse.
[15:12] <Kad> ...
[15:12] <Kad> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[15:12] <Kad> dammit papa
[15:12] <Kad> i keep on adding stuff to my profile
[15:13] <TheBlackPiece> hms?
[15:13] <Kad> and then i save it
[15:13] <Kad> and then you go and say something else funny
[15:13] <TheBlackPiece> HAI PEOPLE LOOKNG AT KADS PROFILE
[15:13] <Kad> ...
[15:13] <TheBlackPiece> SHE HATES YOU
[15:13] <Kad> LOL
[15:13] <TheBlackPiece> ddude
[15:13] <TheBlackPiece> this place is lie
[15:13] <TheBlackPiece> a computer
[15:13] <TheBlackPiece> in a computer
[15:13] <TheBlackPiece> Thats a silly
[15:13] <TheBlackPiece> Of course its not, but I thought you would find it funny
[15:21] <Kad> HE WONT LET ME HEAR
[15:21] <GT> ...
[15:21] <Kad> HIS TEXAN ACCENT
[15:21] <Kad> D:
[15:21] <GT> LOL
[15:21] <TheBlackPiece> I only have one
[15:21] <GT> he doesnt have an accent..
[15:21] <TheBlackPiece> when i say i have one
[15:21] <TheBlackPiece> OKAY
[15:21] <TheBlackPiece> okay.
[15:21] <ohliveuh> GUYS DAY OF SILENCE IS TOMORROW.
[15:21] <Kad> LOL
[15:21] <TheBlackPiece> orite
[15:21] <TheBlackPiece> I should be silent
[15:21] <TheBlackPiece> but then
[15:21] <TheBlackPiece> People would ask why
[15:21] <Kad> you're gay.
[15:22] <TheBlackPiece> and then
[15:22] <TheBlackPiece> Id be like
[15:22] <TheBlackPiece> Cant talk
[15:22] <TheBlackPiece> and then
[15:22] <TheBlackPiece> theyd be like
[15:22] <TheBlackPiece> wtf
[15:22] <TheBlackPiece> and the
[15:22] <Kad> lol
[15:22] <ohliveuh> people at my school know.
[15:22] <ohliveuh> I'm gonna try, I think.
[15:22] <Kad> i could never do it XD
[15:22] <GT> ...
[15:22] <GT> uh
[15:22] <GT> day of silence?
[15:22] <Kad> i have bass lessons tomorrow anyway
[15:22] <ohliveuh> yeah
[15:22] <GT> isnt that for like..
[15:22] <GT> abortion?
[15:22] <Kad> nein
[15:22] <TheBlackPiece> OH FUCK
[15:22] <Kad> gayness
[15:22] <ohliveuh> gay rights.
[15:22] <GT> ah
[15:22] <GT> oh
[15:22] <TheBlackPiece> OHHHHHH
[15:22] <TheBlackPiece> FUUUUUCK
[15:22] <GT> who cares then
[15:22] <Kad> HAH
[15:22] <Kad> LOLGT 1[5:22 <ohliveuh> ...
[15:22] <ohliveuh> what's wrong dan?
[15:22] <TheBlackPiece> My friends here.
[15:23] <TheBlackPiece> He's gonna make a bookshelf
[15:23] <TheBlackPiece> okay
[15:23] <GT> IM NOT GAY I WILL NOT BE SILENT
[15:23] <GT> ...LOL
[15:23] <TheBlackPiece> he better not talk to me
[15:23] <GT> that sounded hilarious
[15:23] <ohliveuh> HHAHA WUT.
[15:23] <TheBlackPiece> Hey
[15:23] <ohliveuh> "my friends here...
[15:23] <TheBlackPiece> I have to go walk
[15:23] <TheBlackPiece> and
[15:23] <ohliveuh> he's gonna make a bookshelf."
[15:23] <TheBlackPiece> pick up some
[15:23] <TheBlackPiece> garbage cans
[15:23] <TheBlackPiece> and then
[15:23] <TheBlackPiece> walk
[15:23] <GT> LOL
[15:23] <TheBlackPiece> and put them back down
[15:23] <TheBlackPiece> okay
[15:23] <TheBlackPiece> mmkay.
[15:23] <Kad> WHAT TEH HELL
[15:23] <Kad> lol
[15:23] <ohliveuh> wtf are you talking about?
[15:23] <TheBlackPiece> U tgfdas
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[15:24] <ohliveuh> ...
[15:24] <Kad> ...
[15:24] <ohliveuh> dan is on drugs.
[15:24] <Kad> he is
[15:24] <Kad> he's high
[15:32] <TheBlackPiece> I need to find some people to get high with
[15:32] <TheBlackPiece> quick
[15:32] <TheBlackPiece> someone go take medicine
[15:32] <Kad> me
[15:32] <Kad> o
[15:32] <Kad> mom is here
[15:32] <Kad> an we has none
[15:32] <TheBlackPiece> do it
[15:32] <Kad> and*
[15:33] <TheBlackPiece> do it
[15:33] <TheBlackPiece> do it
[15:33] <Kad> WE
[15:33] <TheBlackPiece> do it
[15:33] <Kad> HAS NOONE
[15:33] <TheBlackPiece> do it
[15:33] <TheBlackPiece> do it
[15:33] <Kad> WE HASD NONE
[15:33] <Kad> HAD
[15:33] <Kad> JHA
[15:33] <Kad> FUCK
[15:33] <Jakey> No drugs for Jakey :]
[15:33] <Kad> WE HAS NONE
[15:33] <TheBlackPiece> Jar-jar binks
[15:33] <TheBlackPiece> XD
[15:33] <Kad> //
[15:33] <Kad> wth
[15:33] <TheBlackPiece> Silly 407 year boner
[15:33] <Kad> does jar jar binks
[15:33] <Kad> HAHAHA
[15:33] <Kad> YESH
[15:33] <TheBlackPiece> You see that thread kad?
[15:33] <TheBlackPiece> orgynstuff
[15:33] <Kad> yeah
[15:33] <Kad> posteded in it
[15:33] <TheBlackPiece> i would so not fuck jar jar
[15:33] <Kad> ...
[15:33] <TheBlackPiece> I swear he has a manjina
[15:33] <Kad> i would fuck gollum
[15:33] <Kad> ..
[15:34] <TheBlackPiece> gollum
[15:34] <TheBlackPiece> ew
[15:34] <Kad> lol
[15:34] <Kad> hawt
[15:34] <TheBlackPiece> Hes probably into BDSM
[15:34] <Kad> FRODO
[15:34] <Kad> HAWTER
[15:34] <Kad> m, hjbcvc
[15:34] <TheBlackPiece> Frodo probably likes it up teh butt.
[15:34] <Kad> =O
[15:34] <TheBlackPiece> i mean srsly
[15:34] <GT> ROFL
[15:34] <Kad> and you're right, papa, neil patrick harris is cute
[15:34] <TheBlackPiece> dude
[15:34] <Kad> kinda.
[15:34] <TheBlackPiece> I am sooooooo happpy
[15:34] <TheBlackPiece> ikr
[15:34] <Kad> happy = gay
[15:34] <TheBlackPiece> BUT HES GAY
[15:34] <Kad> XD
[15:34] <TheBlackPiece> SO
[15:35] <TheBlackPiece> INYOURFACE
[15:35] <Kad> SO HE'S ALL YOURS
[15:35] <TheBlackPiece> Damn right
[16:15] <TheBlackPiece> I like how kad goes crazy for gt to type /me strips
[20:30] <TomTom> Is Sean Kingston fat?
[20:30] <Kad> Dunno
[20:31] <TomTom> LOOK IT UP
[20:31] <Kad> NO U
[20:31] <TomTom> Pwease?
[20:31] <TomTom> :3
[20:32] <Kad> He's P.Diddy right?
[20:33] <TomTom> ...
[20:33] <TomTom> He's Sean Kingston
[20:33] <Kad> QA[SDPO;LI
[20:33] <TomTom> You know, he did Beautiful Girls?
[20:33] <TomTom> Ya know?
[20:33] <Kad> ...
[20:33] <TomTom> That song Bayside covered for Punk Goes Pop 2?
[20:34] <Kad> ....
[20:34] <TomTom> He did the original
[20:34] <Kad> .......
[20:34] <Kad> Oh.
[20:34] <Kad> OH?
[20:34] <TomTom> Is he fat?
[20:34] <TomTom> Yeah
[20:34] <Kad> Depends on whose opinion
[20:34] <TomTom> hu4jmfsfd,lknnnnnnnnnnnijsssssssfiowewwuiwier
[20:34] <TomTom> ...
[20:34] <Kad> O_O
[20:34] <TomTom> The hell's that supposed to mean?
[20:34] <Kad> wtf was that TomTom
[20:35] <Kad> I DONT KNOW
[20:35] <Kad> adskjhf
[20:35] <TomTom> You
[20:35] <Kad> Me?
[20:35] <TomTom> You
[20:35] <Kad> Me
[20:35] <TomTom> You
[20:35] <Kad> NO U
[20:35] <TomTom> MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[20:35] <Kad> YESPLZ
[20:35] ** TomTom breathes heavily
[20:36] <Kad> ...
[20:36] <TomTom> MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[20:36] <TomTom> :3
[20:36] <Kad> Are you high?
[20:36] <TomTom> ...
[20:36] <TomTom> No...
[20:36] <TomTom> Why do you ask?
[20:36] <Kad> ...
[20:36] <TomTom> ...
[20:36] <Kad> ...
[20:36] <TomTom> MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[20:37] <Kad> Fuck?
[20:37] <TomTom>
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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[20:37] <TomTom> :3
[20:37] <Kad> :3
[20:37] <Kad> hahah
[20:37] <TomTom> 3:
[20:37] <TomTom> IT
[20:37] <TomTom> HAS
[20:37] <TomTom> A
[20:37] <Kad> :O
[20:37] <TomTom> MUSTACHE
[20:37] <TomTom> Wait
[20:37] <Kad> Mouchtash.
[20:37] <TomTom>Did I spell that right?
[20:37] <Kad> No
[20:37] <TomTom> Moustache?
[20:37] <Kad> Yes
[20:37] <TomTom> Mustache?
[20:37] <Kad> No
[20:38] <TomTom> Moussetachios-peanut-pineapple-orange-RAPE
[20:38] <TomTom> STOP
[20:38] <TomTom> DON'T TOUCH ME THERE
[20:38] <Kad> ..
[20:38] <TomTom> THIS IS MY PRIVATE SQUARE: []
[20:38] <TomTom> R
[20:38] <TomTom> A
[20:38] <TomTom> P
[20:38] <TomTom> E
[20:38] <TomTom> RAPE
[20:38] <TomTom> RAPE
[20:38] <TomTom> RAPE
[20:38] <TomTom> :3
[20:38] ** Kad rapes TomTom
[20:38] <TomTom> D:
[20:39] <TomTom> PLURPLEBERRY
[20:39] <Kad> I DO IT COS I LOPVE YOU
[20:39] <Kad> LOVE*
[20:39] <TomTom> OH BOB SAGET
[20:39] <TomTom> Kad
[20:39] <TomTom> Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls
[20:39] <TomTom> They're small
[20:39] <Kad> Tom
[20:39] <TomTom> Spiny
[20:39] <Kad> ...
[20:39] <TomTom> And they don't give a SHIT
[20:40] <TomTom> ...
[20:40] <TomTom> DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL
[20:40] <Kad> lolwut
[20:40] <TomTom> YOU HAVEN'T EARNED WHAT OPRAH MOTHER FUCKING WINFREY HAS
[20:40] <TomTom> YOU HAVEN'T EARNED WHAT OPRAH MOTHER FUCKING WINFREY HAS
[20:40] <TomTom> YOU HAVEN'T EARNED WHAT OPRAH MOTHER FUCKING WINFREY HAS
[20:40] <TomTom> YOU HAVEN'T EARNED WHAT OPRAH MOTHER FUCKING WINFREY HAS
[20:40] <TomTom> YOU HAVEN'T EARNED WHAT OPRAH MOTHER FUCKING WINFREY HAS
[20:40] <TomTom> YOU HAVEN'T EARNED WHAT OPRAH MOTHER FUCKING WINFREY HAS
[20:40] <TomTom> YOU HAVEN'T EARNED WHAT OPRAH MOTHER FUCKING WINFREY HAS
[20:40] <TomTom> YOU HAVEN'T EARNED WHAT OPRAH MOTHER FUCKING WINFREY HAS
[20:40] <TomTom> JPOSIDBUGSAD
[20:40] <TomTom> BUG SAD?!
[20:40] <TomTom> NOOOOOOOOOO BUG
[20:40] <TomTom> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[20:41] <TomTom> HEY EMOLAWN
[20:41] <TomTom> EMOLAWN
[20:41] <TomTom> EMOLAWN
[20:41] <TomTom> EMOLAWN
[20:41] <TomTom> EMOLAWN
[20:41] <TomTom> EMOLAWN
[20:41] <TomTom> EMOLAWN
[20:41] <TomTom> EMOLAWN
[20:41] <TomTom> EMOLAWN
[20:41] <TomTom> EMOLAWN
[20:41] <TomTom> EMOLAWN
[20:41] <TomTom> EMOLAWN
[20:41] <TomTom> EMOLAWN
[20:41] <TomTom> EMOLAWN
[20:41] <TomTom> TALK (dirty) TO ME
[20:41] <TomTom> ;D
[20:41] <Kad> TOMTOM WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE
[20:41] <Kad> lol
[20:41] <Kad> ...get off my EmoLawn
[20:41] <TomTom> CAUSE BABY WE'LL BE
[20:41] <TomTom> AT THE DRIVE INS
[20:41] <TomTom> IN THE OLD MANS FORD
[20:41] <TomTom> BEHIND THE BUSHES
[20:41] <Kad> fucking?
[20:41] <TomTom> UNTIL I'M SCREAMIN' FOR MORE
[20:41] <TomTom> DOWN THE BASEMENT
[20:42] <TomTom> LOCK THE CELLER DOOR
[20:42] <Kad> LOL
[20:42] <TomTom> AND BABY
[20:42] <TomTom> TALK DIRTY TO ME
[20:42] <Kad> Soil.
[20:44] <TomTom> OH BOB SAGET
[20:55] <TomTom> Kad
[20:55] <TomTom> You
[20:55] <TomTom> are
[20:55] <TomTom> A
[20:55] <TomTom> Seagull
[20:55] <Kad> That means I poop on your head.
[20:55] <TomTom> LEE DA LEE DA LEE DA LEE
[20:55] <Kad> ?
[20:55] <TomTom> .......
[[20:55] <TomTom> WHEN YOU ARE BORN?
[20:55] <TomTom> !??!!?
[20:56] <TomTom> !?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
[20:56] <TomTom> 4/20
[20:56] <Kad> APRIL 18TH 1992
[20:56] <TomTom> 20/4
[20:56] <TomTom> 2173y/yeadfbvsdf
[20:56] <TomTom> MUZZ FUZ LOGGED ON
[20:56] <TomTom> ...
[16:32] ashers: I want to get high...but I'd be too scared to do so
[16:32] Kad: ^
[16:32] Lander: I was kinda scared the first time I did it
[16:32] Kad: OH that scared me. But I love this song
[16:32] Kad: Yeah he was
[16:32] Kad: now he's all like "PEOPLE! GET HIGH WITH ME!"
[16:33] Kad: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[16:33] ashers: lol
[16:33] Lander: XDD
[16:33] Lander: Well
[16:33] Lander: lol
[16:33] Lander: I thought smoke was coming from hands
[16:33] Lander: it was a a hair
[16:33] Kad: ....
&Kad slaps Rook around a bit with a large trout
<Jakey> ...Large trout being Kad's penis.
<Rook> He was just dropping by to say hi. ^_^
[23:05] <&Adair> BP HAS TITS
[23:05] < Rook> rite
[04:00:13] <Angelic_Falling> lol it's a lady picture. like gentlemen pics. play boy
[04:00:52] <PA> are you hitting on me?
[04:00:59] <Kiddo> lol
[04:01:15] <Angelic_Falling> no not hitting. i'm trying to get with you
[04:01:19] <Angelic_Falling> i would never hit you
[04:01:20] <PA> oh okay
[04:01:22] <PA> carry on <3
[04:01:44] <Angelic_Falling> umm
[04:01:46] <Angelic_Falling> i love you?
[04:01:51] <Kad> O.O
[04:02:14] <Kiddo> Is someone here on drugs or something?
[04:02:18] <PA> THIS RELATIONSHIP IS GOING TOO FAST I WANTED TO TAKE IT TO SLOW IM SORRY BUT IM LEAVING YOU AND TAKING THE KIDS AND CAR AND DOG AND HOUSE AND YOUR UNDERWEAR AND THOSE EARINGS AND STUFF
[04:02:19] * Joli (Mibbit@Seers-DDEE4E83.mc.videotron.ca) has joined #eb
[04:02:19] * ~PA touches Joli in a special place
[04:02:19] * PA sets mode: v Joli
[04:02:20] <Cephius> i love kiddo
[04:02:26] <TomTom> BUTT FUCK
[04:02:29] <PA> YES PLS
[04:02:33] <Kad> JOLI
[04:02:39] <TomTom> Later, PA >_>
[04:02:40] <Angelic_Falling> man i just got this earring though!
[04:02:44] <GT> ...
[04:02:44] <Kiddo> Hello Joli
[04:02:44] <Angelic_Falling> pa!
[04:02:49] <Angelic_Falling> i just wanna keep it
[04:02:49] <PA> lol
[04:02:53] <PA> ;-;
[04:02:56] <PA> fine you can keep it
[04:03:02] <PA> but i want your pension
[04:03:25] <Angelic_Falling> cool. you can have it! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME, YOU SAID FOREVER
[04:03:32] <PA> FOREVER IS A MONTH
[04:03:35] <Cephius> WHAT THE FUCK
[04:03:36] <PA> A MONTH AND A WEEK TOPS
[04:03:37] <Cephius> IS THIS SHIT
[04:03:41] <Cephius> PA
[04:03:44] <Cephius> GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
[04:03:48] <Angelic_Falling> and ever?
[04:03:50] <Cephius> YOU WHORE
[04:04:04] <PA> OH NO
[04:04:10] <PA> IM COMING UNDONE
[04:04:11] <Angelic_Falling> PA WHO IS CEPH PA!?
[04:04:17] * ~PA jumps off a bridge
[04:04:22] <Angelic_Falling> HE CHEATED ON US CEPH
[04:04:40] <Angelic_Falling> *runs after pa to try to make sure he drowns
[04:04:56] <Angelic_Falling> <3
[04:05:00] * Cephius shoots himself
[04:05:15] <GT> BITCH
[04:05:20] <GT> YOU GOT BLOOD ALL OVER MY CARPET
[04:05:23] <GT> god damn it
[04:05:27] <Cephius> fuck you gt
[04:05:34] <TomTom> I'm not paying for the new carpet
[04:05:34] * <Angelic_Falling> sufficates himself in the carpet
[04:05:34] <Cephius> FUCK YO CAWPET
[04:05:48] <GT> >Neutral
[04:05:48] <Angelic_Falling> lol tom
[04:06:00] <Cephius> FUCK YO CAWPET
[04:06:00] <TomTom> Well, GT
[04:06:04] <Cephius> alright
[04:06:04] <Cephius> enough
[04:06:12] <PA> this entire fucking thing
[04:06:15] <TomTom> If you put in hardwood floors like I wanted, we wouldn't have this problem
[04:06:16] <PA> is going in irc quotes
[04:06:16] <TomTom> God
[04:06:17] <Kad> That was very entertaining.
[04:06:20] <Kad> YES
[04:06:32] <Kad> lol tomtom
[23:16] <GT> disregard that girly moment
[23:16] <TomTom> You done?
[23:16] <PA> HAHA GT HAS ESTROGEN
[23:16] <GT> baha
[23:16] <PA> SO MUCH FOR HER MANLINESS
[23:17] <TomTom> PA HAS MORE ESTROGEN THAN GT
[23:17] <TomTom> HAHA
[23:17] <PA> TOMTOM IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE ;-;
[23:17] <TomTom> <3
[23:17] <PA> No! You will get no lovehearts!
[23:17] <TomTom> ;-;
[23:18] <Desobeisence> what about me pa
[23:18] <PA> Hmm?
[23:18] <Desobeisence> what do i get?
[23:18] <PA> YOU GET TO GET FUCKED >: (
[23:18] <Desobeisence> =[
[23:19] <PA> Haha, I'm kidding.
[23:19] <PA> You get hearts
[23:19] <PA> YOU'RE NOT A TRAITOR LIKE TOM
[23:19] <PA> ;-;
[23:19] <PA> Ceph <3
[23:19] <Desobeisence> for real
[23:19] <Desobeisence> you queer
[23:19] <PA> Orly?
[23:19] <Desobeisence> what are you the estrogen monster?
[23:19] <PA> FINE FUCK YOU GUYS ;-;
[23:19] <Desobeisence> hahahahaha
[23:19] * ~PA flicks hair and minces off
[23:20] <TomTom> It must be that time of the month
[23:20] <Desobeisence> hmm
[23:20] * ~PA checks watch
[23:20] <PA> Actually
[23:20] <PA> that's not for anoth-frehrhhggsngf
[23:20] <Desobeisence> oh shit
[23:21] <Desobeisence> it has begun
[23:21] <TomTom> Oh lawdy
[23:21] <Desobeisence> we've got to walk out the room slowly
[23:21] <Desobeisence> and try notto offend it
[23:21] * ~PA crouches on the floor
[23:21] * ~TomTom slowly leaves the room
[23:21] * ~PA looks up to the sky, and glares at the moon
[23:21] * ~TomTom stops
[23:21] * ~PA screams "TTTTAAAAAAAMMMMMPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNSSSSSS"
[23:21] * Jackiee is in a good mood.
[23:22] * ~TomTom continues
[23:22] * Desobeisence runs
[23:22] * ~PA has disturbed the bitch
06:14 Rook • bracket, yeah, comma two mega five bracket several hours bracket exclamation close bracket close.
06:14 ~PA • haha
06:14 Rook • And on that note, good night.
06:14 &ohliveuh • HAHA
06:14 • Rook [zeldagamer@374AB81F.1D7D2B66.B39E82E0.IP] has quit IRC
06:14 &ohliveuh • I just lo'd
06:14 ~TomTom • ...lol wut
06:14 &ohliveuh • *lol'd
06:14 ~PA • fuckin...
06:15 ~TomTom • :!)
06:15 ~PA • did dan just come on to us all in leetspeak?
06:15 &ohliveuh • wait wut
06:15 &ohliveuh • hahahaha
06:15 ~TomTom • I think so
06:15 &ohliveuh • what'd he even say
06:15 ~PA • wait
06:15 &ohliveuh • [,2]]]]]!]
06:15 &ohliveuh • that's all I got
06:15 &ohliveuh • hahahahah
06:16 Jackiee • me too ohliveuh me too
06:16 &ohliveuh • we phaile
06:16 ~PA • [yeah, two mega five] several hours [!]]
06:16 ~PA • is what I get
06:16 &ohliveuh • wtf
06:16 &ohliveuh • does that mean
06:16 ~TomTom • Yeah...
06:17 ~PA • ITS THE DAN VINCI CODE
