lmpressive

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Interests: Gay people. Dinosaurs. Flash drives. Broken electronics. Cracking knuckles. Keeping my hair over my shoulders. Killing kittens. Patrick. Odd piercings. (ie. nothing lip, ear, tongue, naval, nipple, or eyebrow.) Favorite Bands: Anything metal, ska, alternative, or trance. Here to: Kill.

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My name is Danielle. I welcome you to my hideyhole. I hate you. I hate "emo" kids and emo/screamo bands. I love conforming, because we all do it and have no choice but to do it. I love being a hypocrite and an oxymoron. I love Patrick. I love Hi-C and the smell of bus exhaust. I hate cheetos. I hate the word va-jay-jay. I hate most people and butter. I love cheese whiz. I love slimjims. I hate beef. I love beef jerky. I love water. I hate animals. I love kittens and ferrets. I Love and hate my long nails for various reasons. I love vibrant colors. I hate pastel colors. I write. I plan to write for a living. I have a minimal vocabulary. I love using various big words that I don't know the meaning to. I hate 95% of what I write. I hate spontaneous itches. I hate how people claim to be "random". People are spontaneous. Random =/= spontaneous. I love my hair. I love my skin. I love my eyes. I Hate my eyebrows. I sneeze a lot. I cough unexpectedly. I wish I had a penis. I contradict myself a lot. I am blind in my right eye. I crack my knuckles a lot. My life is imperfect but amazing.

I love you.
Now go fuck a donkey.

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Xx end it now xX 07-16-2008 10:54 pm

I read the post that you hate emos. Then you tried to cover it up by saying

Actually, let me explain this before I get pounced.

I'm really tired of these fucking retards in my neighborhood who call themselves emo and, well, are really complete poser kids.

This is a rant to them.

Because they can't learn to shut the fuck up when they're told to.
They can't learn to take a joke.

This isn't to EVERY "emo" person out there, just to every poser who can be described by my previous post.

Truth is I find you very alike to many of the members on this site. Beofre you know it you will change in to some one you hate. You will be like most kids on this site thriving for attention or trying to get away from it. As the commment below states why are you on this site.

UrCarsOnFire 07-16-2008 8:42 pm

I read some of your posts and I just read your whole about me. You hate emo kids, and you hate emo music. No offence but why are you here? Just curious.