Chipotle filled me with joy, peace, love, contentment and satisfaction like of which I have never experienced before. Not to mention it filled me with the best tasting rice, pork, peppers, onions, cheese and hot sauce that has ever passed my lips and gone into my stomach. It was like I just had satisfying sex and I was sitting downstairs slouched in my overstuffed leather wingback chair slowly smoking a cigarette while my very pleased lover slept peacefully upstairs in the bed we just made love in. The bed, our booth/my stomach. My lover, the burrito. The overstuffed leather wingback chair, the drivers seat of my car. That was the best damn cigarette I've ever had in my life. You see Chipotle makes the ultimate burrito. Chipotle just tastes better, Chipotle makes everything better. Chipotle. Motherfucking Chipotle.
I'm not getting anything out of plugging Chipotle. No free burritos, nothing. Although that would be nice. I just love Chipotle, but I wouldn't pass up a gallon or two of their tomatillo red-chili salsa. Also they have sweet toothpicks.
The smell is still on my fingers. I may never wash them again.
Discuss those damn tasty burritos and pussy burrito bowls, tacos and whatever else they have on the menu.
