Firstly, I am NOT exaggerating. I was shopping today and I found the most amazing thing that mankind has ever known.

Better than clean water
Better than clicky pencils
Better than Disney toasters
Better than fun size chocolate bars
and anything else you can think of

Has anybody else ever been in this situation:

You’re going to a show
You carefully select your most nonsensical graphic tee
After a few more minutes of mental debate you will probably have decided between a black or white bandana
You’re planning to opt for the one thing that goes with every article that you own- black skinny jeans
BUT WOE WEEPING AND WALING!>!>! They’re so freakin tight!
There’s no way you’re going to be the world’s most amazing mosh pit dictator with these pasted onto your body! You know that you have the power to decapitate anyone within a three foot radius with your dinosaur-inspired dance moves but with such limited movement you are utterly doomed to suck hardcore.
You begin to feel
-restricted
- confined
- inadequate
- utter despair


Well, I have found the solution!
BLACK SPANDEX PANTS!!!!
With all the style of black skinnies and the movement and elegance of a graceful swan

Life makes sense once more!!

spray on pants

KittensKill wrote: spray on pants

Then what about outdoor shows? What do you do when they start spraying into the crowd with a hose?

super tight pants are called 'spray on pants'.


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KittensKill wrote: super tight pants are called 'spray on pants'.


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...meh. I guess I'm totally not in with the lingo anymore

KittensKill wrote: spray on pants

Haha. wow. (the idea had never crossed my mind)

Oh my, Sweden was two years before you, sweetie
Seriously, everyone is walking around with these damn tights, even in the winter. I am pretty sick of it.
Though I'm sure they are good to wear at a show. But where do you put your money and your phone? D:


(but your post was damn funny to read <3 you've got a good sense of humour.)