Don't know if people have ever seen these around other forums, but the point is users that have been around longer (900+ posts) adopt a newer user and help em' out. The criteria is simple, to adopt you must be an active member that contributes (That means adds something to the forum) and won't end up making the noob worse. If you adopt, befriend your noob, and help them out with questions they ask. Some people put their noobs in their signatures IE: ''Username276 is my noob, back off" or "Username335 is my awesome noob".
If your a noob, your only criteria is not to be annoying, and put on your best attitude so people like you.
New Rules:
Only two Noobs per adopter.
Noobs can only have one adopter.
Adopt away.
Adopt A Noob Thread (Rule Update)
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Xenomorph - I'm no hero, never was, never will be
- Posts: 3618
- Joined: 13 Jan 2008
- Age: 18
- Location: Idaho
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Nintendo - I love Tyler.
- Posts: 1901
- Joined: 18 Mar 2008
- Age: 13
- Gender: Female
- Location: bashing the fuckers who stole my idea.
This sounds dangerous
I'll try it
*raises hand cautiously*
I'll try it
*raises hand cautiously*
xblackheartedx wrote: I know some one has beat me to the razor on this one....
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mel mixedtape - I can't hear you.
- Posts: 3374
- Joined: 06 Jan 2008
- Age: 69
- Location: Yesterday.
OH YES
I WANNA NOOB!!!!
*runs off to the online member list*
I WANNA NOOB!!!!
*runs off to the online member list*
You're so pretty when you're unfaithful to me
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SnowXwhite - THERE ARE WHORES IN MY HEAD!
- Posts: 3846
- Joined: 14 Nov 2007
- Age: 13
- Gender: Female
- Location: Massachusetts
*acts like a noob so someone will adopt me* >.>
Just because I can't change everything doesn't mean I can't change anything
Quotes of Tom's awesomeness:
Quotes of Tom's awesomeness:
Spoiler:
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Tom - Know me broken by my master
- Posts: 3120
- Joined: 11 Feb 2008
- Age: 15
- Location: KENYAAAAAAAAAAA!
If a noob wants me to adopt them, then of course, I would be delighted to help.
I would rather if noobs who are lookieng for adoption post here, then older members can select one.
I would rather if noobs who are lookieng for adoption post here, then older members can select one.
ORDER OF THE EVIL CEILING CATS
Academyofliars + TooSweet = Commanders
darkened star = Number Two
Tom = da sexxi strippa
musicaholic = da seckspert
Statistic = almost evil ceiling cat worshipper
XxMinedWeaverxX = da female sexxi strippa
RestriCKted = uber noob
PrettyOdd08 = Panic at the Disco-obsessed noob
RebelWithOutaCause = evil noob in training
Jackie xx Jaded- sheer sexiness, and I luff her.
Join now. We are evil and sexy and worship ceiling cat.This is
Academyofliars + TooSweet = Commanders
darkened star = Number Two
Tom = da sexxi strippa
musicaholic = da seckspert
Statistic = almost evil ceiling cat worshipper
XxMinedWeaverxX = da female sexxi strippa
RestriCKted = uber noob
PrettyOdd08 = Panic at the Disco-obsessed noob
RebelWithOutaCause = evil noob in training
Jackie xx Jaded- sheer sexiness, and I luff her.
Join now. We are evil and sexy and worship ceiling cat.This is
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TooSweet - Smile Like You Mean It.
- Posts: 1360
- Joined: 26 Feb 2008
- Age: 15
- Gender: Female
- Location: I wish I was with him right now.
Tom wrote: *acts like a noob so someone will adopt me* >.>
Your posts betray you.
But I would adopt you Tom, I luff you.
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TooSweet - Smile Like You Mean It.
- Posts: 1360
- Joined: 26 Feb 2008
- Age: 15
- Gender: Female
- Location: I wish I was with him right now.
SHHHHH DON'T TELL ANYONE I HAVE OVER 900 POSTS >.>
I's a total noob >.>
and I luff you too TS ^-^
I's a total noob >.>
and I luff you too TS ^-^
Just because I can't change everything doesn't mean I can't change anything
Quotes of Tom's awesomeness:
Quotes of Tom's awesomeness:
Spoiler:
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Tom - Know me broken by my master
- Posts: 3120
- Joined: 11 Feb 2008
- Age: 15
- Location: KENYAAAAAAAAAAA!
Great idea, but I don't like being tied down.
I don't like having to be responsible.
I don't like having to be responsible.
xbox 360 nao!-

Jusswannarock - I don't exist. Holy crap.
- Posts: 3280
- Joined: 24 Jul 2007
- Age: 88
- Location: Shrinkin' the porch
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SnowXwhite - THERE ARE WHORES IN MY HEAD!
- Posts: 3846
- Joined: 14 Nov 2007
- Age: 13
- Gender: Female
- Location: Massachusetts
My trainers are Nex, Bug, Aleksa, & Mel.
Does anyone else want to adopt me ? (:
Does anyone else want to adopt me ? (:
monicaxmonsturr: Take life and make it your bitch.
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Jackie xx Jaded - Morals are dead.
- Posts: 1626
- Joined: 23 Jun 2008
- Age: 88
- Gender: Female
- Location: Honah Lee
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Nintendo - I love Tyler.
- Posts: 1901
- Joined: 18 Mar 2008
- Age: 13
- Gender: Female
- Location: bashing the fuckers who stole my idea.
Jackie xx Jaded wrote: My trainers are Bug & Aleksa.
Does anyone else want to adopt me ? (:
JACKIE YOU'RE MINE TOO!
xblackheartedx wrote: I know some one has beat me to the razor on this one....
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mel mixedtape - I can't hear you.
- Posts: 3374
- Joined: 06 Jan 2008
- Age: 69
- Location: Yesterday.
Damn it. I'll adopt one then. I'll teach them...stuff.
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Never Mess with the 501st
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soldierofsorrows - You FAIL. Princess<3
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- Age: 15
- Gender: Male
- Location: in your arms
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Nexus - End-Game Machine
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